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Old 09-22-2017, 07:53 PM   #26
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I breathe deep and enjoy life it's grand, never sweat the small stuff
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Old 09-23-2017, 10:32 AM   #27
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Where I would like to jump into the deep end and see where it leads me. There has to be more to life than living for other people
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Old 09-23-2017, 10:36 AM   #28
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I tell my family things that I used to keep bottled up, but in a nice way..
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Old 09-23-2017, 01:04 PM   #29
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I've changed jobs, and cities, and countries too often over the last 20 years.

And while I deal with being uprooted better than many people, I've really gown weary of it. I just want to feel like I belong some place. That I have a home.
I've got a little place south of nowhere. I hide out there. You can have the guestroom until you find your own nest. Stay as long as you like.
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Old 09-23-2017, 07:32 PM   #30
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I’m tired of trying to please everyone and make them happy at my expense. When I finally do something for myself, I am selfish.
The fucks I have to give are depleted.
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Old 09-23-2017, 08:09 PM   #31
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I need to either accept it or change it.
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Old 09-23-2017, 08:10 PM   #32
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My feet are firmly planted in reality, I'm far more confident and I second guess myself much less.
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Old 09-23-2017, 08:13 PM   #33
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I'm confident enough in my masculinity to get on my knees on a stage with an almost naked male burlesque dancer and a drag queen... and not worry about what others think.
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Old 09-29-2017, 08:33 PM   #34
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I think back sometimes and my momma was right about life and the hard knocks.
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Old 09-29-2017, 10:47 PM   #35
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I have learned that some times i have to do things that are best for me because No one else is going to do it for me.
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Old 09-29-2017, 11:33 PM   #36
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I've come to the point where quality & simplicity matters.
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Old 10-06-2017, 07:46 PM   #37
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I want to extend it as long as possible so I keep my body in tip top shape.
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Old 10-06-2017, 07:49 PM   #38
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Iím tired of trying to please everyone and make them happy at my expense. When I finally do something for myself, I am selfish.
The fucks I have to give are depleted.
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I'm with you on that. It gets old after awhile, being at the bottom.
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Old 10-06-2017, 08:23 PM   #39
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Old 10-06-2017, 08:28 PM   #40
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In what sense?
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Old 10-06-2017, 10:44 PM   #41
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my imagination is much better than reality.. maybe I can find a rubber room somewhere and enjoy life for awhile!
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Old 10-20-2017, 07:59 PM   #42
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Relaxing and doing nothing is grand sometimes I am always on the go it seems
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:01 PM   #43
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:20 PM   #44
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I'm not living for pleasing people only living out my faith!!
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:32 PM   #45
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I think of excuses for not going to a party. The older I get, the less I want to go out.
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:31 PM   #46
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I've started to slow down..
I've learned how to take care of my body, my soul, and my mind
I've figured out what I want
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Old 10-23-2017, 05:02 AM   #47
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I need to make some changes
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Old 10-23-2017, 09:22 AM   #48
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Old 10-23-2017, 02:00 PM   #49
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I want to live life even more to the fullest. Trying new things is one thing I have been doing...Spending more time with family and friends..Embracing life ...
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I don't necessarily care what people think around me. They will do and think as they choose regardless. I spend my spare time as I choose..
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