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Old 11-02-2017, 03:56 AM   #51
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Just want to be myself and meet some new people, have some laughs and maybe some in depth conversation
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Old 03-04-2018, 02:28 PM   #52
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I realized that it’s important to take time for myself and to walk away from the things that cause me grief.
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Old 03-04-2018, 04:21 PM   #53
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I like me. Not everyone I meet will, but that's ok cuz I don't like everyone I meet either. I'm at peace with myself, I've been to Hell and back, and I survived. I have a small circle of trusted friends, a supportive family and a rewarding job. I'm done stressing about the things I can't control, about people I don't really care about and fights that weren't mine to start with. I've accepted my limitations and now understand what needs to be done in order to survive. My life is drama free and I aim to keep it that way.
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Old 03-04-2018, 05:00 PM   #54
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my value doesn't depend on how others view me. At my desk I have a small quote that says, "One week they loved me, one week they hated me, both weeks I got paid."

I only need to worry about how I view me.
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Old 03-04-2018, 05:50 PM   #55
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Not looking back at my mistakes but taking them as lessons learned. It's my stepping stones to growth. Take things people say with a grain of salt cause I am pepper!!
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Old 03-04-2018, 06:34 PM   #56
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To spend time worrying about or thinking about things that are outside of my control. I do me. You do you. Do no harm, take no shit.
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Old 03-04-2018, 07:04 PM   #57
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I can actually pull a muscle, motionless while in a chair watching TV.
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Old 03-04-2018, 07:40 PM   #58
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I like me . I like where I am . I like where I'm going .
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Old 03-05-2018, 04:03 PM   #59
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Old 03-05-2018, 04:25 PM   #60
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I want to achieve more and I'm going to
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Old 03-05-2018, 04:40 PM   #61
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I care even less what people think about me. I didn’t think that was possible.
In the end, I win most people over with my wit and charm though.
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Old 03-05-2018, 04:43 PM   #62
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I care even less what people think about me. I didn’t think that was possible.
In the end, I win most people over with my wit and charm though.
It was your butt in my face that won me over,!
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Old 03-05-2018, 04:47 PM   #63
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It was your butt in my face that won me over,!

That too. I only pull that out if my personality doesn’t cut it.
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Old 03-05-2018, 04:48 PM   #64
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That too. I only pull that out if my personality doesn’t cut it.
So all my begging had nothing to do with it?
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Old 03-05-2018, 04:51 PM   #65
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So all my begging had nothing to do with it?
ok maybe it did.


We bringing toys to the party billy boy?
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Old 03-05-2018, 04:52 PM   #66
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I have a spring loaded toy that should entertain us for a couple of hours!
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I have a spring loaded toy that should entertain us for a couple of hours!
Bet I know how to work it.
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Old 03-05-2018, 05:00 PM   #68
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Bet I know how to work it.
It's one of those things where you just twist on the top of it a few times and it expands!
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It's one of those things where you just twist on the top of it a few times and it expands!

Never tried to unscrew one before!!
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Never tried to unscrew one before!!
Just be careful... there's lubricant inside! It's more of a tool than a toy actually!
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I've come to the point in my life...where I'm going to have to face it, I'm addicted to love.
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I've come to the point in my life...where I'm going to have to face it, I'm addicted to love.
And now that song is stuck in my head.
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And now that song is stuck in my head.
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You keep sticking songs in her head and I'll keep sticking...wait, my phones ringing.....
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You keep sticking songs in her head and I'll keep sticking...wait, my phones ringing.....
thats fine, I don't mind sharing and watching
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