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Old 02-01-2018, 12:24 PM   #26
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Damn, even I can’t check off every box on this list.

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Old 02-01-2018, 08:23 PM   #27
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Damn, even I canít check off every box on this list.

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is it because your friend isn't named Tammy? I think he'd make an exception
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Old 02-01-2018, 09:24 PM   #28
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Old 02-01-2018, 10:12 PM   #29
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:30 AM   #30
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Stalk all her posts and you'll see.
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Old 02-02-2018, 11:09 AM   #31
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Old 02-02-2018, 11:37 AM   #32
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Old 02-02-2018, 01:30 PM   #33
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I like 13, 19 and 20 best. I'll say them over and over!
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Old 02-02-2018, 09:52 PM   #34
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Shake, shake, shake
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Old 02-03-2018, 06:56 AM   #35
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My blender broke I'll have to shop for a new one today
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Old 02-03-2018, 07:38 AM   #36
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I searched and we don't have a 'the perfect man would say... thread yet. ohhhh, soooo tempting
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Old 02-03-2018, 09:48 AM   #37
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I searched and we don't have a 'the perfect man would say... thread yet. ohhhh, soooo tempting
Likely because everything we say is already perfect.
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Old 02-03-2018, 10:27 AM   #38
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Likely because everything we say is already perfect.
Prolly. Things like 'hang on a sec while I light some candles, and slip into my kilt'.
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Old 02-06-2018, 12:47 PM   #39
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Let's get tacos and f*ck
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Old 02-06-2018, 01:38 PM   #40
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Yeah right. Like anything I say will be taken correctly
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Old 02-06-2018, 09:15 PM   #41
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can I give you an oil rub down while you watch this hockey game?
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can I give you an oil rub down while you watch this hockey game?
You forgot the word penis before oil rub.
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Old 02-07-2018, 10:56 AM   #43
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Nothing..she would have her mouth full
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Old 02-16-2018, 03:51 PM   #45
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I'm still waiting, you promised to fuck me as soon as I got home!
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Old 03-03-2018, 08:52 PM   #46
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Whatever you want big guy!
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Old 03-03-2018, 10:53 PM   #47
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I'll always remember the girlfriend who bent over, parted her ass cheeks, and said, "Want to stick it in my butt?"

That was perfect.
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Old 03-13-2018, 08:36 PM   #48
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Old 03-13-2018, 09:38 PM   #49
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Now that you got rid of my shorts, can you put the plug in my receptacle!
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I'll get you that beer in just a moment...need to swallow first
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