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Old 07-24-2020, 10:55 PM   #36826
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Difficult as it may be we need to do what it takes to rid ourselves of this virus
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Old 07-25-2020, 03:47 PM   #36827
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Virus baby boom #1 should begin in December.
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Old 07-29-2020, 07:56 PM   #36828
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December, winter, something I don't look forward to because of the cold and snow.
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Old 07-31-2020, 01:58 AM   #36829
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Snow is the best part of winter, the transformation to the ice world is fabulous!
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Old 07-31-2020, 08:02 AM   #36830
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Fabulous books are Worth the space on my bookshelves
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:33 AM   #36831
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Bookshelves on either side of a fireplace make for a nice accent
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:50 AM   #36832
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Accent colors can liven up a room
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:53 AM   #36833
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Room monitors make it difficult to masturbate while waiting for your driver's license
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:54 AM   #36834
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License to practice medicine is a requirement
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:58 AM   #36835
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Requirement to be a room monitor is what?
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Old 07-31-2020, 12:07 PM   #36836
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Old 08-08-2020, 06:46 PM   #36837
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Dinner tonight? Well first of all you to join me
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Old 08-08-2020, 06:48 PM   #36838
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Me time is most rewarding
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Old 08-08-2020, 06:50 PM   #36839
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Rewarding for me is cruising on the Caribbean
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Old 08-08-2020, 07:19 PM   #36840
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Caribbean cruises are ideal
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Old 08-08-2020, 07:22 PM   #36841
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Ideal is if they do not cancel anymore past September
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Old 09-09-2020, 03:49 PM   #36842
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September is starting to look like the rest of the year.
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Old 09-09-2020, 03:50 PM   #36843
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Year to year Christmas just seems to come faster and faster!
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Old 09-09-2020, 08:38 PM   #36844
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Faster Covid-19 test results may be the answer
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Answer this, why rush a vaccine it’s asking for trouble
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Old 09-09-2020, 08:49 PM   #36846
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Trouble would be rushing a vaccine if not approved by the Medical Professionals
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Expert felatio keeps her fulfilled
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Happier days are ahead if my trip isnít cancelled
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