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Old 07-16-2020, 07:59 PM   #11451
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I have rediscovered my love for swimming.

I drive a stick shift and like to pretend I am a race car driver sometimes.

I can’t seem to stop talking to my dog even though I know he’s deaf.
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Old 07-17-2020, 10:47 PM   #11452
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I sketch

I play the drums
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Old 08-11-2020, 09:23 PM   #11453
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I collect US coins, my favorites are 3 cent silver and 2 cent pieces.
Fall is my favorite season...
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Old 08-12-2020, 09:21 AM   #11454
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I think I've forgotten how to use my camera
I've enjoyed hockey's return
I have a large life shift approaching
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Old 08-12-2020, 06:28 PM   #11455
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I collect coins
I collect angels
I collect rocks
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Old 08-17-2020, 04:25 PM   #11456
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I love building things (like, cabinets and shelves)

I love all kinds of comedy!
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Old 08-17-2020, 06:23 PM   #11457
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I like doing home improvement projects

I usually route for the Wicked Witch,The Grinch . usually all the "bad" characters

I read usually 2 books a week
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Old 08-18-2020, 09:19 AM   #11458
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I'm fascinated by the stories of World War II

I LOVE my birthday...even though I don't get presents or a party...it's just FUN that it's MY day!!!

I love going apple-picking...it's almost that time!!
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Old 09-15-2020, 10:15 PM   #11459
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I'm a slow reader

I get interested in things. You might call it obsessed.

I have emotional attachments to inanimate objects.
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Old 09-16-2020, 09:40 PM   #11460
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I’m OCD about my house
I collect rocks
I like dogs
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Old 09-16-2020, 09:57 PM   #11461
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I love Diet Coke with cherry flavoring

I’m making a family dinner this weekend

I have a herd of animals
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Old 09-17-2020, 12:48 AM   #11462
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I have a herd of animals ^^^^


Is that anything like herd "mentality"?
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Old 09-17-2020, 09:43 AM   #11463
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I like rainy days
A good book
And To sit in my swing.
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Old 09-17-2020, 01:49 PM   #11464
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I love intelligent conversations about sex, and they don't have to have the sole purpose of leading to action!

I love reading about history, watching documentaries.

I am definitely feeling the lonely right now.
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Old Yesterday, 09:22 PM   #11465
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I haven’t slept through the night in 6 months

I love early morning work outs

I don’t like talking about myself
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I love being outside...even if I am just walking in my yard

I am AFRAID of the dentist (but I still go)

I have strong, swirling emotions, but I've learned to control them...mostly...Lol!!
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Old Yesterday, 11:12 PM   #11467
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I don't always know what I'm doing, but I always act like I do.

I'm a poor chef, but a decent cook.

I'm awake.
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Have discovered a sadistic streak and someone who is interested in participating in exploring it with me
Polyamory is a bit like communism - great on paper but way more difficult when humans become involved
That I have been surviving through life rather than living
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