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Old 01-27-2009, 12:20 AM   #1
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:21 AM   #2
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:22 AM   #3
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:23 AM   #4
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:37 AM   #5
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:55 AM   #6
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:17 AM   #7
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:23 AM   #8
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:38 AM   #9
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:38 AM   #10
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:47 AM   #11
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:22 AM   #12
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:24 AM   #13
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:10 AM   #14
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:53 AM   #15
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Old 01-27-2009, 10:02 AM   #16
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Right now I call it an emergency!......... WOW I need to get off in the worst way!
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Old 01-27-2009, 10:06 AM   #17
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I call it...

Her: "Why didn't you take out the fuckin' trash and fix the washer like I asked?"

Me: "Who broke the damned washer, and your arms work just fine!"

later that night...while sleeping on the couch...

Me thinking: "Hmmmm, a little internet porn and 15 minutes to myself will help me sleep better...besides, who needs her pussy anyway when I don't have to hear my hand bitch at me about fixing all the shit she breaks...ahhhhhhhhhh, much better."

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Old 01-27-2009, 11:03 AM   #18
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