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Old 01-27-2009, 12:21 PM   #26
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:25 PM   #27
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:28 PM   #28
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:45 PM   #31
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:02 PM   #32
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:51 PM   #34
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:51 PM   #35
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Old 01-27-2009, 02:09 PM   #36
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Old 01-27-2009, 02:11 PM   #38
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Old 01-27-2009, 02:13 PM   #39
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Old 01-27-2009, 03:46 PM   #42
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A husband is sitting on the couch and is feeling frisky, and says to his wife "Hunny lets go have sex" the wife gasps and says "dont say that in front of the kids say something like, lets go do the laundry" so the husband asks if she wants to go do the laundry, but she says she wants to finish the movie she is watching. The husband goes to bed, and an hour later, the wife comes in the bedroom and asks the husband if he is ready to do the laundry, to which he replies "It was a small load, I did it by hand"

So "Doing the Laundry"
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A husband is sitting on the couch and is feeling frisky, and says to his wife "Hunny lets go have sex" the wife gasps and says "dont say that in front of the kids say something like, lets go do the laundry" so the husband asks if she wants to go do the laundry, but she says she wants to finish the movie she is watching. The husband goes to bed, and an hour later, the wife comes in the bedroom and asks the husband if he is ready to do the laundry, to which he replies "It was a small load, I did it by hand"

So "Doing the Laundry"

Care to do some laundry????
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that is ok...I think between the 2 of us it can be handled!!!!!
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:34 PM   #46
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:04 PM   #47
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