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Old 01-27-2009, 05:59 PM   #51
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:01 PM   #52
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:03 PM   #53
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:14 PM   #54
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:19 PM   #56
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:25 PM   #57
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:26 PM   #58
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:23 PM   #59
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:43 PM   #60
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I call it...

Her: "Why didn't you take out the fuckin' trash and fix the washer like I asked?"

Me: "Who broke the damned washer, and your arms work just fine!"

later that night...while sleeping on the couch...

Me thinking: "Hmmmm, a little internet porn and 15 minutes to myself will help me sleep better...besides, who needs her pussy anyway when I don't have to hear my hand bitch at me about fixing all the shit she breaks...ahhhhhhhhhh, much better."

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Old 01-27-2009, 11:19 PM   #61
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Old 01-28-2009, 01:38 AM   #63
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Old 01-28-2009, 03:08 AM   #64
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Old 01-28-2009, 03:32 AM   #65
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Old 01-28-2009, 02:02 PM   #69
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Old 01-28-2009, 02:12 PM   #71
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Old 01-28-2009, 03:10 PM   #73
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Old 01-28-2009, 03:12 PM   #74
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Maybe I can help you with that Dix.....but shhhhhh don't tell Nice..LMFAO!!!
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