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Old 04-03-2009, 07:57 PM   #1
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I have never rode on a public bus.....

Name something you have never done?
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:00 PM   #2
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:00 PM   #3
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You must be kidding? never been on a bus!!!

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Old 04-03-2009, 08:07 PM   #5
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I'm a country girl, we don't have them!
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Old 04-03-2009, 08:08 PM   #6
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:00 PM   #7
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:02 PM   #8
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:09 PM   #9
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:11 PM   #10
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:11 PM   #11
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I have never traveled West of eastern Tennessee
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:15 PM   #12
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I have never had a traffic ticket
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:25 PM   #13
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Old 04-03-2009, 10:00 PM   #14
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I haven't either. We both better knock on wood!
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Old 04-03-2009, 10:03 PM   #15
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I've had plenty to cover the one's you haven't gotten yet, lol.

I have never been to New York City.
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Old 04-05-2009, 10:15 PM   #16
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Old 04-05-2009, 10:19 PM   #17
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Old 04-05-2009, 10:34 PM   #18
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Old 04-05-2009, 10:36 PM   #19
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I have never been to a professional baseball game and I live 20 minutes from the Pirates. Maybe it's because they suck!
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Old 04-05-2009, 10:51 PM   #24
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