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Old 04-05-2009, 11:28 PM   #26
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I have never bought a lotto ticket
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Old 04-05-2009, 11:41 PM   #27
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Old 04-05-2009, 11:41 PM   #28
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even though my mom made me eat it
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Old 04-06-2009, 12:05 AM   #29
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:50 AM   #30
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I have never had sex with 2 women at once.
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:58 AM   #31
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I have never water skied.
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Old 04-06-2009, 12:01 PM   #32
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never had a woman swallow
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Old 04-06-2009, 12:02 PM   #33
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Old 04-06-2009, 12:03 PM   #34
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..........fisted Barkiss.



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Old 04-06-2009, 01:49 PM   #35
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wore boy underwear!!! should try it out!
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:54 PM   #36
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I have never met anyone more frustrating in my life.
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:03 PM   #37
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:27 PM   #38
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I have never felt so helpless.
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Old 04-06-2009, 04:11 PM   #39
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I have never bet on a horse at the track.
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Old 04-06-2009, 04:47 PM   #40
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I have never had phone sex.
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Old 04-06-2009, 04:52 PM   #41
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I have never been to a racetrack of any kind (horse, greyhound, cars, etc).
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Old 04-06-2009, 04:52 PM   #42
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:09 AM   #43
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:32 AM   #44
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:22 AM   #45
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had sex in a public bathroom
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:58 AM   #46
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drank a beer for breakfast
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:09 AM   #47
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Old 04-11-2009, 02:39 PM   #48
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I have never been to New York.
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Old 04-11-2009, 03:25 PM   #49
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have never used drugs, pot etc...
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Old 04-11-2009, 03:33 PM   #50
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