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Old 04-11-2009, 03:43 PM   #51
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hazeleyes, with guys like u women don't needs drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-11-2009, 03:45 PM   #52
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Leggy...please may i give you a dose??
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Old 04-11-2009, 05:19 PM   #53
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Been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.....

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Old 04-11-2009, 05:24 PM   #54
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Skydived, Skydove? anyway never jumped out of an airplane....Strangely my wife just increased my life insurance and bought me a gift certificate to for the local Skydiving school.....hmmmmmm
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Old 04-11-2009, 06:16 PM   #55
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i have never jumped on a plane and travelled 9000 miles to get laid
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:21 PM   #56
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I have never seen "It's a Wonderful Life"
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:38 PM   #57
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I have never sang karaoke ...
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:40 PM   #58
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:49 PM   #59
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:56 PM   #60
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i have never parachuted out of a plane or off a cliff
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Old 04-11-2009, 09:16 PM   #61
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i have never parachuted out of a plane or off a cliff
me either. i think i might like it but i'd probably get up there and my two fellas would probably shrivel and hide themselves leaving me looking like a wimp.

i've never had sex on a plane!
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:01 PM   #62
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Been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.....

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Three Dog Night, thanks for that one Fav.

Do you know where the name for that band comes from? Evidently, in some foreign country, they use dogs to keep them warm at night. If it's a really cold, they say it was a "Three Dog Night"

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Old 04-11-2009, 10:06 PM   #63
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i have never ever been drunk. no, really.
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:10 PM   #64
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i have never ever been drunk. no, really.
Wow! never?

I have never been snow skiing.
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:14 PM   #65
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hey, i have never been snow skiing either. i have never smoked a cigarette of any kind.
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:20 PM   #66
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i have never been to Europe...
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:34 PM   #67
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.............been skydiving
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:36 PM   #68
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:42 PM   #69
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I have never cheated.....yet..
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I have never faked an orgasm.....
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Old 04-12-2009, 12:08 AM   #71
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Old 04-12-2009, 07:33 AM   #72
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never been to Europe
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Old 04-12-2009, 08:28 AM   #73
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iv'e never skydived in europe in my own car while faking and orgasm, i think
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Old 04-13-2009, 12:03 PM   #74
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Old 04-13-2009, 12:08 PM   #75
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scratched someone's eyes out...contrary to popular belief.
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