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Old 09-13-2020, 07:06 PM   #73701
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Hi Gabs, I think we are friends ?
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Old 09-13-2020, 07:17 PM   #73702
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Hey Crystal, how could we not be?
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Old 09-13-2020, 07:18 PM   #73703
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I think we are besties, are you ?
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Old 09-13-2020, 07:27 PM   #73704
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Yes wanna meet for drinks?
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Old 09-13-2020, 07:33 PM   #73705
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Wanna? Do you think we could paint the town red?
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Old 09-13-2020, 07:35 PM   #73706
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Do you have any paints and brushes we could use?
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Old 09-13-2020, 07:38 PM   #73707
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Think if we bat our eyelashes they might magically appear?
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Old 09-13-2020, 07:51 PM   #73708
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Shall we all go and get the paint ?
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Old 09-13-2020, 09:13 PM   #73709
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Do you want me to drive us to the stores?
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Old 09-13-2020, 10:09 PM   #73710
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Can I drive y’all around?
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Old 09-14-2020, 11:19 AM   #73711
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Don’t we all have cars?
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Old 09-14-2020, 06:09 PM   #73712
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What if I prefer a pick up truck?
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Old 09-14-2020, 06:15 PM   #73713
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Do you rather a country ride to an sports car?
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Old 09-14-2020, 06:16 PM   #73714
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Would it surprise you that I do both?
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Old 09-14-2020, 06:18 PM   #73715
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Should anything surprise me anymore?
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Old 09-14-2020, 06:22 PM   #73716
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Do you like surprises?
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Old 09-14-2020, 06:24 PM   #73717
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Who doesn’t?
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Old 09-14-2020, 09:11 PM   #73718
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So Bluegirl goes both ways?
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Old 09-15-2020, 03:47 PM   #73719
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Is that ok if she does?
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Old 09-15-2020, 07:01 PM   #73720
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Isnít that like kind of her own business?
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Old 09-16-2020, 09:07 PM   #73721
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Isn’t it ok to ask?
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Old 09-16-2020, 09:08 PM   #73722
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Will it seem nosey though?
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Old 09-16-2020, 09:14 PM   #73723
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Do you think curious is a better choice of words?
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Old 09-16-2020, 09:15 PM   #73724
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Are you curious about anything?
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Old 09-16-2020, 09:20 PM   #73725
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Now aren’t you being the nosey one?
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