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Old 09-05-2007, 01:12 PM   #51
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"Discharge"... YUCK! Add "Milky" to the beginning of that and voila...you have vomit in your lap.
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Old 09-07-2007, 02:06 AM   #52
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"Discharge"... YUCK! Add "Milky" to the beginning of that and voila...you have vomit in your lap.
Well Jeff, you just made Bryan cringe with your answer! I'll add the disgustingly worst emoticon for extra effect.
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Old 09-07-2007, 07:10 AM   #53
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Old 09-07-2007, 07:15 AM   #54
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Old 09-07-2007, 08:02 AM   #55
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Old 09-07-2007, 08:06 AM   #56
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Well sorry, OIC, it's a pretty common word in most female's vocabulary. Do you prefer "plug"?
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Old 09-07-2007, 07:04 PM   #57
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Well Jeff, you just made Bryan cringe with your answer! I'll add the disgustingly worst emoticon for extra effect.
Yeahhh! I'm the wiener!...I mean winner... Sorry Bryan...I didn't want to have to pull out the big guns but...
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Old 09-07-2007, 09:51 PM   #58
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Being called a cougar gets me going….I don’t mean sexually….I hate being called a cougar because I am in the 40's…. Just say cougar and my blood boils....

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Old 09-10-2007, 04:51 PM   #59
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Irregardless.


Because it's not a word. Yet I work with someone who says it all the time.
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Old 09-10-2007, 04:54 PM   #60
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Old 09-10-2007, 09:11 PM   #64
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Being called a cougar gets me going….I don’t mean sexually….I hate being called a cougar because I am in the 40's…. Just say cougar and my blood boils....
DAmn I had someone call me a cougar, and I thought it was sexy. Slinky sultry animals. Nothing wrong with that...
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Old 09-10-2007, 09:12 PM   #65
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Old 09-10-2007, 09:17 PM   #66
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near-miss... what freaking idiot thought of this phrase... isn't it a near hit?
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Old 09-10-2007, 09:18 PM   #67
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Accident - aaarrrgggg!!!!!!! Hate it!!
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Old 09-12-2007, 02:33 PM   #73
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Oh!! I SO agree MSK!
there are a few more I dislike, but you girls have aleady covered many of them!
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:15 PM   #74
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Remain seated until we come to a complete and Full Stop........

Does not the word Stop mean no movement??? What is a complete stop??? or a Full stop.... how can you stop and still move?????
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