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Old 06-06-2018, 07:23 PM   #1
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Default I promise I won't be this prolific later...

But, I was promised something special will happen after I post 150 times
(maybe I get to have sex?)

But, this is like trying to cum 150 times... it's exhausting!
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:25 PM   #2
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Gee I wonder who.. oh nevermind...im an ass
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:27 PM   #3
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But, I was promised something special will happen after I post 150 times
(maybe I get to have sex?)

But, this is like trying to cum 150 times... it's exhausting!
...dang... another noob wanting sex... ummmÖ well okay... if you insist...

*drops drawers*
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:28 PM   #4
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Just don’t think....keep posting anything anywhere. After you get to 500 (which I know seems like an impossible task)...poof! It seems like all the sudden you have over 10,000 posts and you are considered a grumpy old vet to this place.

Oh...I was supposed to make it seem like a prize?

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Old 06-06-2018, 08:28 PM   #5
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...dang... another noob wanting sex... ummmÖ well okay... if you insist...

*drops drawers*
but, I haven't posted 150 times yet...
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but, I haven't posted 150 times yet...
just mentally preparing myself..
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Just donít think....keep posting anything anywhere. After you get to 500 (which I know seems like an impossible task)...poof! It seems like all the sudden you have over 10,000 posts and you are considered a grumpy old vet to this place.

Oh...I was supposed to make it seem like a prize?

Keep going newb
500! OMG! And, Yes, I want a prize!
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:31 PM   #8
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500! OMG! And, Yes, I want a prize!
Iíll give ya a high five
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:33 PM   #10
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No one told him about the toaster?

Ohhhhh..... he already knows doesn’t he?
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for how long?
Hmmm....I didnít know you could make those last longer than a second?
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Hmmm....I didnít know you could make those last longer than a second?
I can make those last all day, unless, high five isn't a euphamism...
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Old 06-06-2018, 09:06 PM   #13
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but, I haven't posted 150 times yet...

Post in the word games - those posts count double
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Old 06-07-2018, 10:46 PM   #14
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I have almost posted the magical 150 times... then I get something special!

I'm so close... I'm almost there... oooo,,, ahhh....mmmmm...
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No one told him about the toaster?

Ohhhhh..... he already knows doesnít he?
I thought I was gonna get a baby daddy at 500. What gives?
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Maybe we can help each other out
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