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Old 05-28-2018, 12:14 PM   #4476
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Rose colored glasses
I have rose coloured wine. It does the same job, truthfully.
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Old 05-30-2018, 10:39 AM   #4477
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less distance between us
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Old 05-30-2018, 11:15 AM   #4478
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A jet to get to work on time today. Grrr.
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Old 05-30-2018, 11:17 AM   #4479
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A jet to get to work on time today. Grrr.
I could ask Joan Jett to give you a piggy back?,,we're close friends
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Old 07-01-2018, 06:15 PM   #4480
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Old 08-27-2018, 09:12 PM   #4481
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Old 08-27-2018, 10:18 PM   #4482
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:09 PM   #4483
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Old 10-12-2018, 02:03 AM   #4484
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