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Old 09-21-2018, 08:01 PM   #32726
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:09 PM   #32727
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Am excellent at blow jobs no complaints to this day, it's all in the thrusting
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:25 PM   #32728
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:27 PM   #32729
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enjoy being spanked
Youíre both killing me.
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:29 PM   #32730
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:30 PM   #32731
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:32 PM   #32732
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You need a good licking I mean spanking
I will have both and throw in a finger or two
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:32 PM   #32733
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Youíre both killing me.
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I would totally watch ...
hold the camera
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:33 PM   #32734
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I will have both and throw in a finger or two

Oh lawd and there you go again with the fingers do it again I like it
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:34 PM   #32735
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Iíll even bring the good lighting. Lol
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:37 PM   #32736
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Oh lawd and there you go again with the fingers do it again I like it
I will do the finger twirl
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Old 09-21-2018, 08:38 PM   #32737
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Iíll even bring the good lighting. Lol
it will look nice against Dixies thighs
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Old 09-27-2018, 01:40 PM   #32738
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Old 10-01-2018, 08:35 PM   #32739
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:24 PM   #32740
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Need a new car and I've been on the search, but it's hard to find one other than buying another mustang GT I just like um. I need more room though and I'll never drive a SUV never.
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:28 PM   #32741
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Need a new car and I've been on the search, but it's hard to find one other than buying another mustang GT I just like um. I need more room though and I'll never drive a SUV never.

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Old 10-11-2018, 01:38 AM   #32742
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I will admit that I’m lousy at telling people how I feel...
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Old 10-11-2018, 01:38 AM   #32743
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Feel sexy in a manís shirt.....
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:45 AM   #32744
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Am concerned about friends and family .. so far all is good.
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:35 AM   #32745
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I am tickled we finally have fall like weather.
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Old 10-11-2018, 10:34 PM   #32746
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Am contemplating running away....just for a couple of days...
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Will run away with her ^^^
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:45 AM   #32748
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Old 10-12-2018, 04:02 AM   #32749
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:50 PM   #32750
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find that funny as f*ck
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