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Old 01-27-2017, 12:03 AM   #37726
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you started it, you farted it = taking diss lessons from a 6 year old
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:08 AM   #37727
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taking diss lessons from a 6 year old = children speak the truest truths
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:09 AM   #37728
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children speak the truest truths=totally redundant adjective
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:13 AM   #37729
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totally redundant adjective = coup d'etat of grammar nazi
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:15 AM   #37730
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coup d'etat of grammar nazi = world domination by ways of ocd nitpicking
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:19 AM   #37731
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world domination by ways of ocd nitpicking = no more dirty dishes
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:21 AM   #37732
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no more dirty dishes=until the next trip
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:27 AM   #37733
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until the next trip = a needed respite for some
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:28 AM   #37734
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a needed respite for some=aloncation with oodles of time
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:32 AM   #37735
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aloncation with oodles of time = In your next life. Maybe.
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:32 AM   #37736
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In your next life. Maybe.=optimist gone rogue
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:37 AM   #37737
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optimist gone rogue = pessimism done right
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:37 AM   #37738
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pessimism done right=woodstock would be sooooooooooooo sad
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:41 AM   #37739
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woodstock would be sooooooooooooo sad = Charlie Brown was always right
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:42 AM   #37740
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Charlie Brown was always right = he lets lucy win, on purpose
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:47 AM   #37741
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he lets lucy win, on purpose = so why did he never get the red-haired girl?
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:49 AM   #37742
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so why did he never get the red-haired girl?=redheads are always tricky
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redheads are always tricky = read the label on the hair dye
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Read the label on the hair dye = toilet reading in the absence of phone
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Old 02-18-2017, 01:14 AM   #37746
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some people read tea leaves = new iPhone app for fortune telling
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new iPhone app for fortune telling = is that the I Ching or the O Jobs?
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is that the I Ching or the O Jobs? = being up on the latest lingo... wanna Netflix & chill?
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being up on the latest lingo... wanna Netflix & chill?=I think we just ran out of gas
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I think we just ran out of gas = an hour after having a colonoscopy
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