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Old 06-21-2017, 02:11 AM   #37876
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a requirement for the craps game at Frederick's of Hollywood = ZoydW is showing his age
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Old 06-23-2017, 09:39 AM   #37877
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ZoydW is showing his age = when was the last time you were carded?
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Old 06-28-2017, 10:30 PM   #37878
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when was the last time you were carded? = Does this fake ID look anything like me?
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Old 07-04-2017, 11:18 AM   #37879
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Does this fake ID look anything like me? = When trying to Con, is it smart to use the word fake?
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:29 AM   #37880
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When trying to Con, is it smart to use the word fake? = Noob mistake
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:32 AM   #37881
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Noob mistake = posting face, cootchie, dick pics on day 1
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:49 AM   #37882
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posting face, cootchie, dick pics on day 1 = speaking from experience
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:53 AM   #37883
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Speaking from experience = I'm old enough to know better.. but too young to care.
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:08 AM   #37884
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I'm old enough to know better but too young to care= Jared Fogle's justification for his actions
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Old 07-27-2017, 10:26 AM   #37885
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Jared Fogle's justification for his actions = He ain't no PhD brainiac
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Old 07-27-2017, 11:50 AM   #37886
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He ain't no PhD brainiac = Duh
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Old 07-27-2017, 11:55 AM   #37887
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Duh = repeals aren't easy things to do
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Old 07-27-2017, 09:15 PM   #37888
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repeals aren't easy things to do = It's difficult enough to do peals
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Old 07-29-2017, 01:22 PM   #37889
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It's difficult enough to do peals = anything is kinky the first time
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Old 07-29-2017, 02:41 PM   #37890
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anything is kinky the first time = if you at first don't succeed..
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Old 07-29-2017, 02:46 PM   #37891
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if at first you don't succeed=cut and run for your life.
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Old 07-29-2017, 03:07 PM   #37892
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Cut and run for your life= you'll poke your eye out!
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Old 07-29-2017, 03:08 PM   #37893
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you'll poke your eye out = watch how your paying with it when its hard
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Old 07-29-2017, 04:29 PM   #37894
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Watch how you are playing with it when it's hard= Don't get caught with your pants down
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Don't get caught with your pants down = court ordered community service
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Old 07-29-2017, 06:03 PM   #37896
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court ordered community service= Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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Old 07-29-2017, 07:34 PM   #37897
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. = acquiring strange illnesses via unprotected cyber sex
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acquiring strange illnesses via unprotected cyber sex = what is this burning sensation during installation?
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what is this burning sensation during installation? = latest in electro-undies
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Latest in electro-undies = newest EDC fashion
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