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Old 08-01-2017, 03:11 AM   #37901
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Newest EDC fashion = lights, action, cosplay!
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Old 08-01-2017, 03:19 AM   #37902
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Old 08-02-2017, 04:25 AM   #37903
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Old 08-03-2017, 10:51 AM   #37904
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Old 08-03-2017, 12:38 PM   #37905
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Naked is better = neighbors constantly peeking over the privacy fence
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Old 08-03-2017, 11:51 PM   #37906
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neighbors constantly peeking over the privacy fence = if CCTV footages could speak
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Old 08-03-2017, 11:57 PM   #37907
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Old 08-04-2017, 07:01 AM   #37908
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we would be in trouble = Quick! Hide in the closet!!
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Old 08-04-2017, 09:22 AM   #37909
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Old 08-04-2017, 02:05 PM   #37910
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My husband is home! = If I had a nickel for....
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Old 08-04-2017, 06:40 PM   #37911
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If I had a nickel for... = Do you have change for a twenty?
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Old 08-04-2017, 07:34 PM   #37912
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Do you have change for a twenty? = hanging out at the strip club
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Old 08-04-2017, 10:21 PM   #37913
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Hanging out at the strip club= Any port in a storm
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Old 08-05-2017, 09:08 AM   #37914
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Old 08-05-2017, 09:10 AM   #37915
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Old 08-05-2017, 09:53 AM   #37916
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I forgot condoms on purpose hoping to get a blowjob = hoping brutal honesty will give you a good happy ending
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Old 08-05-2017, 09:56 AM   #37917
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hoping brutal honesty will give you a good happy ending = not so Tarantino like
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Old 08-05-2017, 08:38 PM   #37918
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not so Tarantino like = I didn't know he gives massages
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I didn't know he gave massages = left me bruised and bleeding
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left me bruised and bleeding = The #3 rule of Fight Club
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#3 rule of fight club = Stop! He's unconscious!
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Stop! He's unconscious! = Dominatrix helping novice in training
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Come back tomorrow and I'll show you the proper way to attach nipple clamps = Melania educating her husband
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