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Old 08-22-2017, 09:30 AM   #37951
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wanting a surprise till the last minute = It's octuplets!
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Old 08-22-2017, 09:57 AM   #37952
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It's octuplets!=I'm going to need a game plan.
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Old 08-22-2017, 10:59 AM   #37953
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I'm going to need a game plan = playing twister against other neighborhood couples
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Old 08-22-2017, 08:47 PM   #37954
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playing twister against other neighborhood couples = As luck would have it, the game's played in the church basement
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Old 08-23-2017, 02:44 AM   #37955
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As luck would have it, the game's played in the church basement = Remember to cover the trapdoor fully with the game mat
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Old 09-12-2017, 01:17 AM   #37956
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remember to cover the trapdoor fully with the game mat.=it's all fun and games until they find the oubliette
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Old 09-12-2017, 01:24 AM   #37957
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it's all fun and games until they find the oubliette = it's not just the cask of Amontillado
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Old 09-12-2017, 02:01 AM   #37958
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it's not just the cask of Amontillado = they might be hiding the mask of red death some place
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Old 09-12-2017, 08:38 AM   #37959
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they might be hiding the mask of red death some place = the grim reaper is more scary
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Old 09-12-2017, 08:54 AM   #37960
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he grim reaper is more scary = especially when he's standing near the pit and the pendulum
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Old 09-13-2017, 02:34 AM   #37961
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especially when he's standing near the pit and the pendulum = Nevermore !
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Old 09-13-2017, 02:40 PM   #37962
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Nevermore ! = sex at my house
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Old 09-22-2017, 08:05 PM   #37963
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Sex at my house= Getting fucked out of the last pork chop at dinner
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Old 11-20-2017, 01:47 AM   #37964
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Getting fucked out of the last pork chop at dinner = No problem for a Moslem
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Old 11-20-2017, 05:33 AM   #37965
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No problem for a Moslem = No problem for a vegan
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Old 11-20-2017, 02:11 PM   #37966
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No problem for a vegan = organic orgasms
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Old 11-20-2017, 03:02 PM   #37967
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organic orgasms = Is that pickle juice in your eyes?
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Old 11-22-2017, 10:04 PM   #37968
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Is that pickle juice in your eyes = Veggie Tales Casablanca
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Veggie Tales Casablanca = Of all the kale joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
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Old 11-23-2017, 02:29 AM   #37970
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Of all the kale joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine = secret lives of complex carbohydrates
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Old 11-23-2017, 04:07 AM   #37971
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secret lives of complex carbohydrates = nuts rubbing together
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Nuts rubbing together = the baoding balls massage technique for tonsillitis
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the baoding balls massage technique for tonsillitis = Not covered by health care
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Not covered by health care = gender reassignment
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gender reassignment = for females the procedure is addadictomy...
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