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Old 04-25-2017, 05:00 PM   #51
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This guy is on to something. I'm getting sick of young 20-something chicks trying to get in to my size 36 relaxed fit dockers with the adjustable elastic comfort-waist band and begging me to tell the story again about the time I was stranded by my frat brothers as a prank without any coins for the pay phone.
Hmmm, where you finding these babes? desperado20sumthings.com????
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Old 04-25-2017, 05:01 PM   #52
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Hmmm, where you finding these babes? desperado20sumthings.com????
when you go trolling THIS bait, the piranhas go into a frenzy
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Old 04-25-2017, 05:05 PM   #53
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This guy is on to something. I'm getting sick of young 20-something chicks trying to get in to my size 36 relaxed fit dockers with the adjustable elastic comfort-waist band and begging me to tell the story again about the time I was stranded by my frat brothers as a prank without any coins for the pay phone.
That was too hot for mere mortals to read.

Perhaps gentlemen like yourself with elastic waist bands should post only a n the safety of the 'erotic thoughts' threads. We're only human here Tom, don't taunt us so.
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Old 04-25-2017, 05:08 PM   #54
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when you go trolling THIS bait, the piranhas go into a frenzy
Uh huh, watch where you're wagging that......bait!
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Old 04-25-2017, 05:11 PM   #55
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That was too hot for mere mortals to read.

Perhaps gentlemen like yourself with elastic waist bands should post only a n the safety of the 'erotic thoughts' threads. We're only human here Tom, don't taunt us so.
Well...let me tell you a something, young lady...back in my day we didn't have "internet forums", or internet anything. I think technology has run amok, to be perfectly blunt. And I don't like when the young neighborhood kids go trampling my lawn.
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Well...let me tell you a something, young lady...back in my day we didn't have "internet forums", or internet anything. I think technology has run amok, to be perfectly blunt. And I don't like when the young neighborhood kids go trampling my lawn.
Mmmmm trampling...

I need a glass of water.
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Old 04-25-2017, 05:19 PM   #57
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I do wish we had a "follow up" forum for these types of posts. It would be nice to be able to check in months later and find out how it went for the "hot business guy" who was in Omaha Nebraska on September 7th, 2011 from 4PM until 6AM and was looking for a skinny, horny woman between the ages of 31 and 33 for "naughty fun"...
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Old 04-25-2017, 05:24 PM   #58
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I need a nooner. Anyone else? 53 years old, married, excellent equipment and love to go down on muff.
I feel empty not knowing how this worked out. Was any muff gone down on? I hope he comes back.
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Old 04-25-2017, 05:39 PM   #59
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We shouldn't ruin Nikeys thread. He's still around, seems like a nice fella and a welcome addition to here. Sorry for squatting in your living room Nikey. We're rude neighbours, you'll be asking us to turn the music down next.

And Tom re eyeeighther, the excellent equipment he was talking about was spanners. And I'll let you judge, boasting about having 'eight' her... If you have no clue how to spell it then negotiating the subtleties of actually doing 'it' can prove to be problematic. We just had a cup of tea instead.
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Old 04-25-2017, 05:50 PM   #60
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I do wish we had a "follow up" forum for these types of posts. It would be nice to be able to check in months later and find out how it went for the "hot business guy" who was in Omaha Nebraska on September 7th, 2011 from 4PM until 6AM and was looking for a skinny, horny woman between the ages of 31 and 33 for "naughty fun"...
This is the stuff romance novels are made of.....
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Must have worked...he hasn't been back. Who knew that was all it took?
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Old 04-26-2017, 02:06 PM   #62
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No wonder we don't get any new members eh?
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Mature Lady eh .... well I picked a shit day to check this place out .... Hello and welcome anyways... let me know if you haven't found anyone yet I'm sure I can give you a list
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Nikey, I am finally ready to meet you in my current decrepit state
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So did anyone admit to being a mature lady in the end? I kinda read the start, skipped the middle, picked up at the end. There was a lot to catch up on, but I'm guessing that Nikey chap found love in the arms of an octogenarian eventually?
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