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Old 11-29-2005, 03:51 PM   #51
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What makes you think I would enjoy that?
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Old 11-29-2005, 03:53 PM   #52
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Well, no wonder it didn't grow -- you've been keeping it in the shade all these years.
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Old 11-29-2005, 03:54 PM   #53
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Is that your key or are you just glad to see me?
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Old 11-29-2005, 04:00 PM   #54
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Did they take to much when you were circumcised?
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Old 11-29-2005, 04:01 PM   #55
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Wow !! That was quick!
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Old 11-29-2005, 04:06 PM   #56
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Old 11-29-2005, 04:12 PM   #57
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Is your tongue longer?
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:14 PM   #58
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Honey, did you forget to take you viagra?
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:17 PM   #59
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Honey, the bottle says that if you have an erection for more than 4 hour to seek medical attention, but it does say what to do when you don't get an erection after 4 hour?
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:25 PM   #60
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Honey, the bottle says that if you have an erection for more than 4 hour to seek medical attention, but it does say what to do when you don't get an erection after 4 hour?
I heard the nurses' union insisted they put that warning on there -- guess they wanted to see for themselves!
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Old 11-29-2005, 06:38 PM   #61
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New cologne or did u fart again
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Old 11-29-2005, 06:40 PM   #62
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thats it...i have seen lager shrimp.....
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:22 PM   #63
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You're not going to put that thiing in me, you Nut?
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:23 PM   #64
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I think that Men are gross with their thingies hanging down between their legs..
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:24 PM   #65
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I won't take it....I can't take it.. I don't want to get torn in pieces..
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:24 PM   #66
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You want to? Okay with me. You don't want to? That's okay with me...
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:25 PM   #67
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Where do you think you will be putting that thing??????
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:25 PM   #68
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Do you ever wash it?
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:26 PM   #69
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It's red. Does it get violent?
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Do you ever wash it?
You should have gotten the kind that don't shrink.
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I jsut saw your Mom...she was with another man (besides your father...)
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You want in my pants? Might as well -- there's already one asshole in there!
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You should have gotten the kind that don't shrink.
Imagine an erection 24 hours a day without Viagra.

Bicycle stand at night and tent pole during the day,
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:30 PM   #74
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No wonder you were not a hit with the girls at school. You should be bappy that I am with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:31 PM   #75
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yes, dear, you're my very first ----- today.
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