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Old 07-27-2018, 12:37 PM   #8401
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That I have a bad habit of drowning out webinars.
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Old 07-27-2018, 02:17 PM   #8402
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Apparently...There are many different types of assholes. And I am one of them..!
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Old 07-27-2018, 06:52 PM   #8403
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my brother's future ex wife is way crazier than I have thought for the past 20 years
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Old 07-29-2018, 05:44 PM   #8404
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He had a woman overnight...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-29-2018, 11:41 PM   #8405
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I love the whoosh.
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Old 07-29-2018, 11:44 PM   #8406
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That people think hubs is at least 10 years older than me. Lol. Heís actually younger
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Old 07-29-2018, 11:57 PM   #8407
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That people think hubs is at least 10 years older than me. Lol. Heís actually younger
I can see why tho. J/s. The million dollar smile, olive skin and gorgeous head of hair....not to mention the infectious personality.
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Old 07-30-2018, 12:21 AM   #8408
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That people think hubs is at least 10 years older than me. Lol. Heís actually younger
Good for you! Sounds like you handle life well and it hasnít affected ya physically...but your poor hubby...

Same story for me and my misses so I can relate to your Hubby. I look older and Iím sposed to die first! I guess that makes sense.
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Old 07-30-2018, 12:28 AM   #8409
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Good for you! Sounds like you handle life well and it hasnít affected ya physically...but your poor hubby...

Same story for me and my misses so I can relate to your Hubby. I look older and Iím sposed to die first! I guess that makes sense.
STFU...both of you!!

Iíve got white genes. Iím fucked.

Iíve seen you both. Donít talk to me.
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Old 04-03-2019, 04:41 AM   #8410
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The inappropriate touching is the least of Joe Bidenís problems.....The whole Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Ukraine and China thing? This guy is toast!
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Old 04-03-2019, 06:36 AM   #8411
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Flu shots hurt
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Old 04-03-2019, 11:30 AM   #8412
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That shower curtains aren't actually waterproof
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Old 06-24-2019, 06:32 PM   #8413
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It doesn’t change and I’m stopped to think it does
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Old 06-24-2019, 09:32 PM   #8414
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that I wouldn't mind serving jury duty... once...
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Old 06-24-2019, 09:57 PM   #8415
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Perception is reality.
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Old 07-03-2019, 11:55 PM   #8416
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Karma works when you least expect it. Sad but true.
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Old 07-04-2019, 01:47 AM   #8417
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It's easy to spend a fortune on fireworks
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Old 07-07-2019, 10:32 PM   #8418
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We could have been great friends ...
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Old 07-11-2019, 08:07 PM   #8419
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My boss thinks she can just change the rules on vacation I've already earned and is inadvertently f***ing me out of time earned.... #3Weeks #Furious
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Old 07-20-2019, 11:01 PM   #8420
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That guitars are tuned to play certain songs.
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Old 07-20-2019, 11:23 PM   #8421
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Hmmm nothing new, lol! at this point of life that's hard to do!
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Old 07-20-2019, 11:55 PM   #8422
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There are a lot of fake people in this world.
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Old 07-20-2019, 11:59 PM   #8423
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Old 08-07-2019, 10:17 PM   #8424
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How precious life is (again)
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Old 08-07-2019, 10:41 PM   #8425
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Nothing new really
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