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Old 07-09-2019, 02:46 PM   #3001
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How she likes it here

Not sure. Based on the field I'm in and what my job entails, puzzling although I'm sure there are pros and cons like everything. Interesting and appears to be a lot of wonderful individuals on this site.
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Old 07-09-2019, 02:54 PM   #3002
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Is her last name Craddock and if she's a cook does she have a husband called Johhny who says, when she cooks donuts "I hope all your donuts turn out to look like Fannie's"


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Old 07-11-2019, 08:31 PM   #3003
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Considering I know nothing.... tell me anything!
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Old 07-13-2019, 12:59 AM   #3004
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What would be your fantasy vacation?
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Old 08-01-2019, 02:03 PM   #3005
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How many fantasy’s has he lived out?
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Old 08-01-2019, 06:04 PM   #3006
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How can I weasel my way into her fantasy!
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Old 08-01-2019, 07:23 PM   #3007
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Has he always been a brat or did that come on with age?
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Old 08-01-2019, 08:50 PM   #3008
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does she really have rose tattoos and where are they?
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Old 08-02-2019, 09:40 AM   #3009
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Does he have a high mile club card?
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Old 08-02-2019, 01:58 PM   #3010
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would she join me in the mile high club?
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Old 08-02-2019, 03:28 PM   #3011
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Has he done anything naughty lately?
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Old 08-02-2019, 04:53 PM   #3012
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Has she done anything naughty lately.....
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Old 08-02-2019, 08:37 PM   #3013
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If you could change one thing... and one thing only in your life... what would it be?
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Old 08-02-2019, 08:45 PM   #3014
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Was it as mouth watering as I know it was?
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Old 08-02-2019, 09:07 PM   #3015
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Does she ever go to DC?
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Does he ever come to western Canada? The Canadian girls are pretty damn special
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Old 08-03-2019, 12:28 PM   #3017
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Does she offer tours of Western Canada for brats who've never been north of the border?
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Would he wear a big ol white Stetson ?
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What her favorite American dish is?
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Whether she has actually owned a cougar.....
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Old 10-13-2019, 08:07 AM   #3021
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Where you in danger of being struck by that lightning?
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