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Old 02-07-2019, 08:08 PM   #7276
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Reaching the next goal
planning my 50th birthday bash for next year
my grand daughters first gymnastics meet
less people living in my house
taking summer pictures

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Old 02-09-2019, 10:51 AM   #7277
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How are you today
Is there anything I can help you with
Do you need any suggestions
What would make your day better
Can I give you a hug

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Old 02-09-2019, 11:48 AM   #7278
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Liberty
Happiness
Friends & family
A good cream stout

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Old 02-09-2019, 01:56 PM   #7279
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The Man from Snowy River
Grumpy Old Men
Shawshank Redemption
Fried Green Tomatoes
Tombstone

5 things that keep you motivated throughout the day
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Old 02-09-2019, 02:11 PM   #7280
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Exercise for both the mind and body
Responsibity to those who need me
The encouragement of others
Anticipation of good things to come
Determination to not let insignificant things bring me down

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Old 02-24-2019, 12:56 PM   #7281
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Legs up missionary
Doggy
Cowgirl
The spoon
Anything else that tickles my fancy

5 favorite entrees
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Old 02-24-2019, 01:08 PM   #7282
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Grilled loin lamb chops
Seafood linguine
Roasted game hens with wild rice
TexMex Tacos
Boulibase

5 fav dog breeds?
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Old 02-24-2019, 01:35 PM   #7283
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German Shepard
Labrador
German Shepard
Yorkie
German Shepard

Name 5 favorite automobiles
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Old 02-24-2019, 03:11 PM   #7284
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Chevrolet
Hyundai
Volvo
Toyota
Kia

Name five things you've grown in a garden.
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Old 02-24-2019, 03:18 PM   #7285
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Beets
Tomatoes
Peppers
Corn
Radishes

Name 5 stores you like to go to
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Old 07-05-2019, 09:51 AM   #7286
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The craft store
The hardware store
The pet store
The grocery store
The gas station

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Old 07-05-2019, 04:47 PM   #7287
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My children
Belonging to a great group of people
My home (It's not perfect but it's ours!)
My younger brother's achievements
My grandbabies

Give me 5 things you do on a day off!
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Old 07-05-2019, 04:50 PM   #7288
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Start with coffee
Read the paper
Watch the news
Yard work
Wash my car

5 things you regret in your life
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Old 07-05-2019, 05:19 PM   #7289
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Not going to broadcasting school
Not calling her back after her random pop up
Not letting her go after the first year
Wearing that hideous sweater in that yearbook pic
Not studying harder

5 places you’d like to visit
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Old 07-05-2019, 05:56 PM   #7290
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Africa
Ireland
New York City

5 of your favorite foods
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Beef stew
An excellent grilled steak
Greek salad
Carrot cake
Grilled veggies (any kind)

5 things on your bucket list
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Old 07-07-2019, 01:40 PM   #7292
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•Travel across Europe
•Be able to say I've visited all 50 states by the time I'm 50.
•Learn how to play a musical instrument
•Expand my knowledge of foreign languages
•Have sex in the rain

5 things that turn you on
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Passionate kisses
The words ' I love you'
Arms.... especially when driving
Teasing touches
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Five most interesting places you've visited?
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Quebec City
Miami
Key West
Belize
Roatan


5 biggest turn offs
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Old 07-07-2019, 08:04 PM   #7295
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Obnoxiously loud people
Oysters (don’t need ‘em)
Sweaty Europeans on the plane near me
Bad scotch
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5 things you treasure
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My kids
My family
My friends
My ability to find the positive in any situation
My blessings in life

5 of your best days
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Old 07-09-2019, 07:21 AM   #7297
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The day my Son was born
The day my Daughter was born
The day of my Daughter's wedding
The day I got my Corgi
Each and every day I am blessed to wake up and give joy to those around me who are less fortunate

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Old 07-09-2019, 11:16 AM   #7298
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The hope for intimacy
The hope for intimacy
The hope for intimacy
The hope for intimacy
and, let's see...
The hope for intimacy

Your 5 favorite things to taste
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The hope for intimacy
The hope for intimacy
The hope for intimacy
and, let's see...
The hope for intimacy

Your 5 favorite things to taste
so... when are we gonna be intimate?

...pizza
bacon
chocolate
smokey cheddar cheese
diet cherry pizza


where is your favorite place to people watch?
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so... when are we gonna be intimate?

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bacon
chocolate
smokey cheddar cheese
diet cherry pizza


where is your favorite place to people watch?
Diet cherry pizza???? Ew

The park
The mall
Restaurants
Doctor's waiting rooms
DMV

What is your current favorite songs?
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