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Old 03-17-2017, 06:05 PM   #76
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:33 PM   #77
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:37 PM   #78
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:43 PM   #79
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Old 03-17-2017, 10:31 PM   #80
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my ass looks great these days
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Old 03-17-2017, 11:14 PM   #81
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Old 07-05-2019, 04:46 PM   #82
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Old 07-05-2019, 05:07 PM   #83
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I have a good heart.
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Old 07-05-2019, 07:06 PM   #84
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I have a good heart.
I have a good heart too.... I keep it in a jar in my basement along with a few others..
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Old 07-05-2019, 07:13 PM   #85
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Old 07-05-2019, 07:14 PM   #86
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I’m always optimistic.
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Old 07-05-2019, 07:30 PM   #87
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I have a good heart too.... I keep it in a jar in my basement along with a few others..
I threw the ones I had in jars on my fridge away during spring cleaning. New season, new hearts?
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Old 07-05-2019, 07:34 PM   #88
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I threw the ones I had in jars on my fridge away during spring cleaning. New season, new hearts?
why'd you throw it out??? they make good fish bait..
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Old 07-05-2019, 07:36 PM   #89
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why'd you throw it out??? they make good fish bait..
You should try eyeballs
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Old 07-05-2019, 07:37 PM   #90
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You should try eyeballs
I only have one left
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Old 07-10-2019, 10:32 PM   #91
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With the one bad foot, I can run in a perfect circle!!!
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Old 07-10-2019, 11:13 PM   #92
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If you have something you absolutely have to do, like making a will, for example, I can be counted on to nag you continuously until you do it or wish you were dead.

Rely on me.
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Old 07-10-2019, 11:26 PM   #93
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I'm a pretty damn good cook.
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Old 07-10-2019, 11:41 PM   #94
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I'm a pretty damn good cook.

We'd make a great team. I'm a pretty damn good eater!!!
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Old 07-11-2019, 01:47 AM   #95
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I got up this morning is about the most positive thing I can say.
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Old 07-11-2019, 08:58 PM   #96
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I'm genuine... and people say I have a nice smile...
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Old 08-01-2019, 02:15 PM   #97
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Old 08-03-2019, 05:51 PM   #98
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I sure am a hard worker and push through to finish all tasks
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Old 08-07-2019, 10:20 PM   #99
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Today is not about me. It's about the dear friend I lost.
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Old 08-07-2019, 10:27 PM   #100
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I am a really good musician and singer
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