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Old 07-09-2019, 06:37 PM   #71801
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Did you hit the headboard?
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Old 07-09-2019, 10:29 PM   #71802
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There’s a bed in here?
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Old 07-10-2019, 09:22 AM   #71803
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Is a bed necessary?
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Old 07-10-2019, 10:14 AM   #71804
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Don’t think it would get much use?
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Old 07-10-2019, 01:05 PM   #71805
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Aren't there other options?
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Old 07-10-2019, 01:16 PM   #71806
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Is that why the floor is sticky?
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Old 07-10-2019, 03:54 PM   #71807
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Where's the Mop 'n Glo?
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Old 07-10-2019, 04:07 PM   #71808
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Have you looked in the Hiding in the Corner thread coz I'm sure Amonte had it last?
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Old 07-10-2019, 04:08 PM   #71809
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It’s not under the sink?
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Old 07-10-2019, 07:25 PM   #71810
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Do you mean next to the half-eaten sandwich?
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Old 07-11-2019, 08:19 AM   #71811
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Who would leave a half eaten sandwich under the sink?
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Old 07-11-2019, 08:39 AM   #71812
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Ok, who did it?
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Old 07-11-2019, 08:54 AM   #71813
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Shall we hold a Spanish inquisition or just clean it up?
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Old 07-11-2019, 09:33 AM   #71814
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Old 07-11-2019, 05:40 PM   #71815
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Do you have a mop?
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Old 07-11-2019, 05:49 PM   #71816
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Is it with the bucket?
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Old 07-11-2019, 06:09 PM   #71817
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Isn't the bucket in the 'Your last drunk' thread?
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Old 07-11-2019, 06:32 PM   #71818
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Think we should purchase a new one?
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Old 07-12-2019, 02:28 PM   #71819
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Old 07-12-2019, 04:00 PM   #71820
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Is that not allowed here?
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Old 07-12-2019, 05:47 PM   #71821
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Is the mop a euphemism?
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Old 07-12-2019, 09:58 PM   #71822
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Old 07-13-2019, 04:51 AM   #71823
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Am I too naive for this site?
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Old 07-13-2019, 08:02 AM   #71824
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Naive? Perhaps you are sly like a fox?
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Old 07-13-2019, 10:35 PM   #71825
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Has anyone ever had a pet fox?
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