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Old 06-25-2019, 06:43 PM   #9101
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Melt yo face off hawt!
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Old 06-28-2019, 07:03 AM   #9102
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Smidgeon cooler and supposed to be some rain
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Old 06-28-2019, 11:49 AM   #9103
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Old 06-28-2019, 12:55 PM   #9104
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Ridiculously HOT! I can't wait to get back to NoCal on Sunday
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Old 06-28-2019, 01:15 PM   #9105
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Old 06-30-2019, 08:36 AM   #9106
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The sun is out, not a cloud in the sky, high a perfect 75 and that means it's a perfect day to be naked and get some sun.
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Old 06-30-2019, 08:40 AM   #9107
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The sun is out, not a cloud in the sky, high a perfect 75 and that means it's a perfect day to be naked and get some sun.
Sounds a great way to pass the day.

I guess you are in the US if it's 7F (must be F because 75C would be a bitt too warm )
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Old 06-30-2019, 10:50 AM   #9108
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More heat and humidity. Maybe a slight shot at a storm, but it'll be too early and it'll heat back up right after it's over.
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Old 06-30-2019, 11:14 AM   #9109
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It is far too hot out there today for me.
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Old 06-30-2019, 01:58 PM   #9110
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Hot and steamy like every Summer day here.
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Old 06-30-2019, 07:46 PM   #9111
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Sounds a great way to pass the day.

I guess you are in the US if it's 7F (must be F because 75C would be a bitt too warm )
Yes, in the US and yes it's F versus C.....gorgeous day...
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Old 06-30-2019, 08:48 PM   #9112
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Scattered thunderstorms
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Old 06-30-2019, 09:49 PM   #9113
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Old 07-03-2019, 11:08 PM   #9114
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Gorgeous, 85 and perfect weather for being naked.
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Old 07-04-2019, 01:14 AM   #9115
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Hot and humid, just like it's supposed to be this time of year.
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Old 07-04-2019, 08:36 AM   #9116
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Sunny, blue skies with a high of 87. My kind of weather.
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Old 07-04-2019, 08:37 AM   #9117
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Hot, humid, stormy, get your grill on while you can.
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Old 07-04-2019, 09:36 AM   #9118
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Hot, humid and gross.
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Old 07-04-2019, 08:57 PM   #9119
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Old 07-09-2019, 07:29 AM   #9120
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Sun and 85! Yeah!!!
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Old 07-11-2019, 03:48 PM   #9121
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Hot and humid with lots of bloody little black beetles everywhere.
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Old 07-11-2019, 05:05 PM   #9122
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As above without the beetles.
Melting...and the power surges don't help!
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Old 07-21-2019, 07:49 PM   #9123
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Old 07-21-2019, 09:47 PM   #9124
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Breezy evening with the moon shining bright.. makes me want to howl at it
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