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Old 07-09-2019, 08:49 AM   #33426
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That I hope today goes better than yesterday.
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Old 07-09-2019, 01:23 PM   #33427
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I'm super anxious over how much my car repairs are going to cost
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Old 07-09-2019, 02:18 PM   #33428
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miss my friends here few as they are
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Old 07-09-2019, 05:38 PM   #33429
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Did love the place we went to today for lunch.
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Old 07-09-2019, 05:58 PM   #33430
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The mechanic just called. It wasn't as awful as I thought. Whew
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Old 07-11-2019, 08:34 PM   #33431
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The mechanic just called. It wasn't as awful as I thought. Whew

I hear ya... I had to shell out $150 for a new tire... The car isn't even 2 months old yet!!! grrrr
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Old 07-12-2019, 08:48 PM   #33432
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I have to say good night and go clean the kitchen
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Old 07-12-2019, 08:49 PM   #33433
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Loved seeing my old buddy! ^^^^
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Old 07-13-2019, 06:12 PM   #33434
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Am enjoying myself
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Old 07-13-2019, 06:15 PM   #33435
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I think your kind
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Old 07-13-2019, 11:59 PM   #33436
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have put much of the past behind me....
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Old 07-14-2019, 12:15 AM   #33437
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Am feeling a little angry at the moment...
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Old 07-14-2019, 12:20 AM   #33438
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Am feeling a little angry at the moment...
no good feeling angry.. hope all is well.. get the anger out.. then feel good as they say.. Scream all the anger out
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Old 07-14-2019, 10:02 AM   #33439
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Am going to be a nervous wreck for a week or so.
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Old 07-14-2019, 10:47 AM   #33440
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I'm so glad that its over!! I'm happy
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Old 07-16-2019, 11:10 AM   #33441
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I should've kept scrolling
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Old 07-16-2019, 02:49 PM   #33442
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shouldn't have gone to the news room...
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You haven't really lived until someone finds a several weeks or months old post to try and goad you with.
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Old 07-16-2019, 03:06 PM   #33444
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You haven't really lived until someone finds a several weeks or months old post to try and goad you with.

I stay out of there. I'm a lover, not a fighter!!!
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Old 07-16-2019, 03:44 PM   #33445
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Need to shower and get changed for my din din date tonight.
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Old 07-16-2019, 05:25 PM   #33446
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Need to shower and get changed for my din din date tonight.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!
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Old 07-16-2019, 06:14 PM   #33447
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Old 07-16-2019, 08:49 PM   #33448
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Didnt know what I was getting myself into! Ugh sometimes I cam be really stupid.
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Old 07-16-2019, 11:10 PM   #33449
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Won't sleep tonight due to our winning this evening in yacht racing. Thrilled. ⛵💖
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Old 07-17-2019, 12:36 PM   #33450
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