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Old 08-20-2014, 12:35 PM   #1
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:38 PM   #2
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:38 PM   #3
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Im taller and fitter than Cotties
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:43 PM   #4
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please try to base it on truths.

you know..Like I don't need to be drunk to go to work
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:44 PM   #5
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Im drunker than Cotties as well
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:44 PM   #6
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:45 PM   #7
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:47 PM   #9
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:47 PM   #10
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Old 08-20-2014, 12:48 PM   #11
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Ok..Vi is a friend..thats as positive as I get..ok???
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I have beautiful nails. My manicurist tells me all the time how awesome my nail beds are.
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I have beautiful nails. My manicurist tells me all the time how awesome my nail beds are.
I think youre "Fakir-ing" it..yeah..that was a stretch..wasnt it?
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Old 08-20-2014, 01:04 PM   #14
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You know its the simple things that amuse me..right?
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Old 08-20-2014, 01:08 PM   #15
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Old 08-20-2014, 01:11 PM   #16
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Following Sins thoughts..I never wear my jeans around my asshole either!
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Old 08-20-2014, 01:18 PM   #17
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Wtf?

Youre a crazy biyatch with mad ninja skillz and a penchant for spacehoppers..whats not positive about that?
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Old 08-20-2014, 01:21 PM   #19
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How meanly sweet! Lmao! Jk jk jk Oh one good thing is....I'm not lactose intolerant! That's good...right? Haha
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Old 08-20-2014, 01:27 PM   #21
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Old 08-20-2014, 01:28 PM   #22
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I can hang 8 donuts on my schlong..ok..I may be p*ssing on seven of them..but that isnt the point is it?..positivity!..right?
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I'm positive he's ^^ full of sh!t
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