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Old 08-20-2014, 02:50 PM   #26
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I excel at procrastination.

Though I have some tough competition here.
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Old 08-20-2014, 02:52 PM   #27
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Me too, unless the people are dicks! Orrrr...I'm not in the mood!
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Old 08-20-2014, 02:53 PM   #28
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I read the directions on new things.. I may not follow them, but I do read them
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Old 08-20-2014, 02:54 PM   #29
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I read the directions on new things.. I may not follow them, but I do read them


Thank god for that!..i have"open other end" stamped on my forehead!
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Old 08-20-2014, 02:54 PM   #30
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Old 08-20-2014, 02:55 PM   #31
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I"m more organized today than usual starting a school year.
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Old 08-20-2014, 02:56 PM   #32
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Old 08-20-2014, 03:30 PM   #33
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Old 08-20-2014, 03:33 PM   #34
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Thank god for that!..i have"open other end" stamped on my forehead!
You could just put "hazardous" sign on both ends
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Old 08-20-2014, 03:35 PM   #35
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I'm very loyal to my close friends & will always have their back.
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Old 08-20-2014, 03:35 PM   #36
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You could just put "hazardous" sign on both ends
I really hate you sometimes..ya know?
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Old 08-20-2014, 03:39 PM   #37
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I look way younger than my age
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Old 08-20-2014, 03:41 PM   #38
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:04 PM   #39
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I got all the right junk in all the right places.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:09 PM   #40
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I am very modest and a fantastic....I mean like really fantastic cook.......
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:31 PM   #41
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I can hang 8 donuts on my schlong..ok..I may be p*ssing on seven of them..but that isnt the point is it?..positivity!..right?
I'm familiar...it's called "ring toss!" Off your effing nose...that is! Fibber fibber...
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Old 08-20-2014, 05:12 PM   #42
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Old 08-20-2014, 05:14 PM   #43
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what did the proton say to the electron?

don't be so negative.
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Old 08-21-2014, 07:51 AM   #44
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:22 AM   #45
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:58 AM   #47
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I've been told I have a great smile..
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Old 08-21-2014, 10:25 AM   #48
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Old 08-21-2014, 11:24 AM   #50
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