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Old 01-18-2015, 08:41 AM   #1
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Do we have this thread already? (One needed invention could be a way to find that out that takes less than 45 minutes).

My needed invention:

A way to put ONE drop of $100 eye medication in eye without a river running down face. I try all the tips, but my eyeball just balks at the last millisecond and there goes $6 onto my cheek.

I am going to build a prototype that is a funnel device that sneaks the drop in.

What other needed inventions are on your , there ought to be a better way, list?
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:49 AM   #2
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This can be your go to thread when you have moments of sheer inspiration.

I expect 100’s of posts from this group.

Who will be first?
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:50 AM   #3
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Do we have this thread already? (One needed invention could be a way to find that out that takes less than 45 minutes).

My needed invention:

A way to put ONE drop of $100 eye medication in eye without a river running down face. I try all the tips, but my eyeball just balks at the last millisecond and there goes $6 onto my cheek.

I am going to build a prototype that is a funnel device that sneaks the drop in.

What other needed inventions are on your , there ought to be a better way, list?
You're basically asking me to ask for an invention about boobs. You know this right?
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:53 AM   #4
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I don't want headphones. I want ear buds that don't clip on my ear, the just go inside my ear, and won't fall out every single time I move.
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I don't want headphones. I want ear buds that don't clip on my ear, the just go inside my ear, and won't fall out every single time I move.
Is this due to the shape of your ears?
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:55 AM   #6
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Is this due to the shape of your ears?
Are you calling my ears funny shaped?
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I couldn't possibly comment without seeing them
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Someone please invent a bullshit detector.

(Jill, I'm sure you've tried this, but I always tilt my head sideways. Then you can stick the eyedropper in the corner of your eye, and give a squeeze. It just runs right across your eye.

...or you could try aiming the thing right at your open mouth. I've seen a lot of videos that suggest that's a good way to get something in your eye.)
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I don't want headphones. I want ear buds that don't clip on my ear, the just go inside my ear, and won't fall out every single time I move.
I want those, too..with little airholes incase someone is yelling..watch out for the the truuuuuck.
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Someone please invent a bullshit detector.

(Jill, I'm sure you've tried this, but I always tilt my head sideways. Then you can stick the eyedropper in the corner of your eye, and give a squeeze. It just runs right across your eye.

...or you could try aiming the thing right at your open mouth. I've seen a lot of videos that suggest that's a good way to get something in your eye.)
thank, you , thank you..i knew there was a tilt thing..so i tilt to the outside? am i standing up? do i need a mirror? i am pretty hopeless, Hopeless.
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how strong is your heart? we wouldn't want dozens of women squashed under amateurs who aren't used to the Multi-C...

that is why women are so strong and yet make eek yips when walking in Stop and Shop..delayed reactions mostly.
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Yep - need a piss putter backer - for all the times Ice and Spike are on site and it gets taken by the bucketload. I could make squillions!!
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You're basically asking me to ask for an invention about boobs. You know this right?

Will it be an automatic deflector of stares from boobage to face area? Premier model hitting eye area at least 80% of the time?

or you were thinking....?
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You don't need a mirror. You can stand or sit. To put drops in right eye, point left ear at the ground. Stick the nozzle in the corner of your open eye. You'll be able to feel it in the right spot. Give a little squeeze. Gravity pretty much takes care of the rest. I had trouble with eye drops, too until someone showed me this many years ago. I got so good at it, I could do it while driving down the road. My eyes used to get red a lot in my younger days. I think it was something I smoked.
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You don't need a mirror. You can stand or sit. To put drops in right eye, point left ear at the ground. Stick the nozzle in the corner of your open eye. You'll be able to feel it in the right spot. Give a little squeeze. Gravity pretty much takes care of the rest. I had trouble with eye drops, too until someone showed me this many years ago. I got so good at it, I could do it while driving down the road. My eyes used to get red a lot in my younger days. I think it was something I smoked.
i will try that today! and keep notes..full report forthcoming.

there goes my squillion dollars..more for Wat.
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i will try that today! and keep notes..full report forthcoming.

there goes my squillion dollars..more for Wat.
I think I speak for a lot of us, and hope you two never post about this ever again.
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I think speak for a lot of us, and hope you two never post about this ever again.

oh, go spit, spray or clog up..
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How about an ap that shows percentage of body covered by clothing whilst on MF. That could be a lot of fun and would shed a new light on a few people. Would come up under your avatar and refresh every 10 mins!
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How about an ap that shows percentage of body covered by clothing whilst on MF. That could be a lot of fun and would shed a new light on a few people. Would come up under your avatar and refresh every 10 mins!
I would have my techie brother set mine for Naked except for gloves.
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I would have my techie brother set mine for Naked except for gloves.
And where exactly would the gloves be??
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(Jill, I'm sure you've tried this, but I always tilt my head sideways. Then you can stick the eyedropper in the corner of your eye, and give a squeeze. It just runs right across your eye.

...or you could try aiming the thing right at your open mouth. I've seen a lot of videos that suggest that's a good way to get something in your eye.)
This worked, btw..thanks! The first tip.
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Too bad for you and your loser friends.
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