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Old 01-28-2018, 08:22 PM   #1
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Default 20 things ive learnt from watching horror movies

1. Know the history of the house you’re in (or cabin, hotel room, etc.)

2. Know the history of the neighborhood.

3. Don’t babysit alone. You could invite a friend who is willing to share the task.

4. Accompanying “curious” children is inevitably difficult.

5. Never construct a window in front of the kitchen sink

6. Always lock the front door and make sure the keys are with you.

7. Always have a back door, or an exit door.

8. Put an emergency weapon at every corner of the house.

9. However, “keep out of reach of children”

10. Better leave as soon as you are feeling something peculiar. Nope, the tacos didn’t just move all by itself.

11. Better get your house blessed beforehand.

12. Don’t call a friend, call a priest, or better yet, call God.

13. Scream Less, Think More, Outsmart Later.

14. Never play spirit of the (insert object here.) Because objects don’t have spirits.

15. Always listen to the children’s stories. Trust me, they aren’t “imagining things” and “Bloody Bobby” is not a friend.

16. Never switch on the bedroom lights at night. You have your phone.

17. The Buddy System ain’t just for field trips. The consequence though, you’ll look less independent and more coward.

18. Listen to your “better” instincts. S/He’s the one that you never listen to, not the one who talks nicer or emphasizes the “R’s” and the “S’s”

19. Always have a “ready-packed” travel bag in case of a really bad situation. Made sure that it is not heavy enough to make you trip and fall every now and then.

20. Your best defence is faith
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Old 01-28-2018, 08:26 PM   #2
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I'm scared to watch Veronica and that Bagadouche movie.

Judging from my freakout when one of those ugly brown bugs landed on my hand from nowhere, I think “Get Out” is as horrific as I can stand.
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Old 01-28-2018, 08:29 PM   #3
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Old 01-28-2018, 08:30 PM   #4
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Old 01-28-2018, 08:41 PM   #5
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The Geico commercial said it best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYae3ZAAbLc
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Old 01-28-2018, 08:59 PM   #7
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Crazy comes in many, many forms! A temp at the office, a crazy ex or even the guy at the 1 hour photo
Yeah, and he was disguised as Robin Williams!
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When you flick the light switch on, and nothing happens..what the fuck possesses you to think "oh well..I'll just go down in the cellar anyways?"
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Always wear tennis shoes, just in case you have to run. High heels will get ya killed.
... or know how to use them against the evil guys ...
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#1 is always wear waterproof mascara so when you cover your eyes during the majority of the movie you don't come out looking like a raccoon.

#2 is when you are using your hands to cover your eyes... there is nothing left to cover your ears from the slashing sounds

#3 is I don't like horror movies so I haven't seen one since I was 12 yrs old!
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But ... raccoons are soooo sweet ...
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