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Old 05-18-2011, 02:35 PM   #2526
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I will admit that I am now scared after reading this!
I will admit that you shouldn't be. I will also admit that I had a terrible day yesterday with a friend and posted this when I wasn't thinking clearly.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:23 AM   #2527
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I will admit that I am so self conscious.... but I would love relax and let him see the woman who loves him more than life...
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:54 AM   #2528
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I will admit that I am so self conscious.... but I would love relax and let him see the woman who loves him more than life...

You can relax. I think by now you know that I love you for who you are...and I know you love me deeply...
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:14 AM   #2529
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:47 AM   #2530
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got up too late, and put everyone behind...But I did get #1 up, dressed, with all his computers, backpacks & lunch and to his bus in 6 minutes...
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:49 AM   #2531
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… let my fight-or-flight tendencies reign supreme sometimes, and I'd like to shove them back into their dark recesses and ignore them!
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:55 AM   #2532
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think the world of him
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:18 AM   #2533
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think my interest is waning..
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:25 AM   #2534
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i enjoy reading this historical novel
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:27 AM   #2535
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need to put a cap on things before it gets out of control!
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:29 AM   #2536
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:05 AM   #2537
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think my interest is waning..
That's not GOOD! Aren't we interesting enough for you??

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Old 05-19-2011, 10:07 AM   #2538
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That's not GOOD! Aren't we interesting enough for you??


have lowered my expectations...LOL

(and we havent really met...maybe that could change things...
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:08 AM   #2539
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... love my I don't give a fuck attitude - I have so much fun
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:09 AM   #2540
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have lowered my expectations...LOL

(and we havent really met...maybe that could change things...

OMG You read one of my posts and your first thought is "I need to lower my expectations". I'll try not to take that personally...lol
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:11 AM   #2541
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OMG You read one of my posts and your first thought is "I need to lower my expectations". I'll try not to take that personally...lol

(TOTALLY didnt mean anything personally to you!!!!)


am trying to figure out how to dig myself out of this hole...
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:12 AM   #2542
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I'll admit that I enjoy teasing and making people think they are in trouble with me
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SHE GOT ME!!!!
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:14 AM   #2544
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....am not doing anything I should be doing!!!!
Shiiiiiit....and I dont feel like doing any of it!!!!!!!
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(TOTALLY didnt mean anything personally to you!!!!)


am trying to figure out how to dig myself out of this hole...
Hands Needs a shovel....dig baby dig!!!!
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:16 AM   #2546
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SHE GOT ME!!!!
My work here is done.
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:17 AM   #2547
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stop fuckin shouting lol
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:18 AM   #2548
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:19 AM   #2549
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:21 AM   #2550
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stop fuckin shouting lol

Kiss my freaking ass!!!!
not wound at all!!!!
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