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Old 11-17-2010, 11:31 PM   #276
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hated doing what had to be done
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:38 PM   #277
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....can't care about his crap anymore
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:43 PM   #278
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have not felt this good in months...

oh no....crap...trouble must be brewing for me, another of life's "surprises."
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:18 AM   #279
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wanted to talk to him tonight
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:20 AM   #280
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...wish she was in my arms tonight.
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:21 AM   #281
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It hurt even though he said he hated walking away ...........
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:29 AM   #282
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Am just a little bit obsessed with this site.
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:33 AM   #283
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should be sleeping.
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:36 AM   #284
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should have tryed harder
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:54 AM   #285
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am glad I watched THE squirting video again recently.
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Old 11-18-2010, 01:12 AM   #286
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...am VERY glad he did...
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Old 11-18-2010, 01:24 AM   #287
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Old 11-18-2010, 01:27 AM   #288
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I am having fun once again
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Old 11-18-2010, 02:23 AM   #289
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I will admit been waiting to see post from Siv
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Old 11-18-2010, 02:31 AM   #290
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glad to see gubby
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Old 11-18-2010, 02:32 AM   #291
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thanks glad to see Siv
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Old 11-18-2010, 02:33 AM   #292
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Old 11-18-2010, 02:36 AM   #293
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gladly takes and gives back
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:28 AM   #294
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just want that one.. that actually cares about me..
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:03 AM   #295
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am great at keepin secrets and very stubborn
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:04 AM   #296
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...am most likely going to go nuts with boredom today.
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:15 AM   #297
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...have cabin fever! UGH!
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:16 AM   #298
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am looking for something to hold even a little bit of my interest today.
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:32 AM   #299
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I will admit . . . . just this once because it is SO VERY RARE . . . . that I was a brat and he was . . . . ahem . . . . errrrrrrr . . . . 100% right!


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Old 02-02-2011, 09:34 AM   #300
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have little to no ambition today
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