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Old 07-19-2018, 07:32 PM   #2576
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DJ you better know how to flip, cartwheel and climb buildings too cuz these women are about to eat you alive!! You like to learn the hard way...donít ya?

Maybe thatís the draw between us.
Iíll slow down so they can catch me...and let them whoop my ass. Iíd love for them to talk to me while they do it. Get out all that aggression, make em break a sweat...see their bangs get wet and wait for there arms to get tired. Then when theyíre done. Iíll carry them in my arms and lay them down in bed and tell them I forgive them.

Ladies...pissing yíall off ainít my first rodeo!

Youíre drawn to me Lyric cause Iím a dickhead sometimes!
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Old 07-19-2018, 07:36 PM   #2577
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Plus I am a greedy bitch. I donít do requests for nobody.

I freely show my bare skin to DJ...oh wait. Now Iím confused. That guy has it made!
Aww thanks babe. I have a feeling you may be the only one Iíll see. And you know thatís more than fine with me.

Yes babe...this guy does have it made...thank you!
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Old 07-19-2018, 07:49 PM   #2578
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How many guys do you think read that and thought blowjob????


Whatever works, Sunny!

I know how to work this pretty little mouth...by talking. Ahem.
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Old 07-19-2018, 07:55 PM   #2579
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Iíll slow down so they can catch me...and let them whoop my ass. Iíd love for them to talk to me while they do it. Get out all that aggression, make em break a sweat...see their bangs get wet and wait for there arms to get tired. Then when theyíre done. Iíll carry them in my arms and lay them down in bed and tell them I forgive them.

Ladies...pissing yíall off ainít my first rodeo!

Youíre drawn to me Lyric cause Iím a dickhead sometimes!
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Aww thanks babe. I have a feeling you may be the only one Iíll see. And you know thatís more than fine with me.

Yes babe...this guy does have it made...thank you!
Oooooh...Youíre asking for it!!

Youíre a punk...my punk...and most def not a punk ass B! Good thing you lift weights. Youíre about to get mobbed. Wahahaha!
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:02 PM   #2580
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:11 PM   #2581
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Trying to defend yourself in rl with tony soprano there knocking ya down
Karma eventually came back to Tony... remember?
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:42 PM   #2582
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Karma eventually came back to Tony... remember?
Im working on trying to move that along for him..
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Old 07-19-2018, 09:51 PM   #2583
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Trying to defend yourself in rl with tony soprano there knocking ya down
I hope his ass pays big time and he reaps a junk punch...someday!
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Old 07-19-2018, 09:52 PM   #2584
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Im working on trying to move that along for him..
I can totally see that you have it in you, Leggz. I know itís anything but easy tho. Stick with it. Xx
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Old 07-19-2018, 11:28 PM   #2585
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Touchť, but I don't wanna go!
You will have a good time at least... mine was downright awful... can you plan something for us soon...

What irritates me... I'd have to say my family right now...
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Old 07-20-2018, 12:03 AM   #2586
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The 9:10 pst witching hour

Mostly because I should probably be in bed on a school night and I very rarely am.
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Old 07-20-2018, 12:05 AM   #2587
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The 9:10 pst witching hour

Mostly because I should probably be in bed on a school night and I very rarely am.
I await the site hiccup too and I really should be in bed as well.
I see my daily post count is going up again.

Ughhhhh
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Old 07-20-2018, 02:00 AM   #2588
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Old 07-20-2018, 06:39 AM   #2589
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Mine is getting almost no sleep for 4 days. >
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Old 07-20-2018, 06:50 AM   #2590
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my incision... but the doc said it'll be about 6 months before the soreness goes away.
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Old 07-20-2018, 11:25 AM   #2591
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Old 07-21-2018, 06:34 PM   #2592
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Old 07-21-2018, 06:40 PM   #2594
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Bad moods.
Bad attitudes.
Bad days.
Bad food.
Bad intentions.

^^^That has me written all over it!
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Old 07-21-2018, 06:43 PM   #2595
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Asking these young people to do something is like pulling teeth out.
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Today it was the sidewall peeling off my bicycle tire. WTF? I've never had that happen. Less than a year old, and only about 4000 miles on it. And I only buy high end tires - so I thought.
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Old 07-21-2018, 10:51 PM   #2598
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I can't rep ya again...dammit.


I was gonna say the same thing.
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