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Old 06-25-2018, 01:40 PM   #5726
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Dear Lab tech , thank yuu for only one stick
Sincerely KO
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Old 06-27-2018, 09:54 AM   #5727
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Dear X,
Please don't mistake the lack of reaction as ignorance. I'm fully aware of the depths of your deceit. I just don't see the point in engaging. May you reap what you sow.
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Old 06-27-2018, 10:07 AM   #5728
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Old 06-27-2018, 10:18 AM   #5729
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My dear friend

I was going to leave you a good morning message on your walls

but for some reason it won't let me, I wish a good morning and hope

you have a wonderful day .



Sincerely Your friend

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Old 06-27-2018, 10:18 AM   #5730
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Dear DJ 1-Grand,

Well you made it! Donít know how you snuck in but you made it to the club. Stay humble and thank everyone who kept your ass out of trouble and from being banned. That task wasnít an easy one. God watches over fools but he had to work OT on your ass! Youíre playing with house money now...keep stacking those chips and be a good friend to the cool people youíve met here...present and in the future.

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Old 06-27-2018, 12:14 PM   #5731
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Dear Cunt

Dont blow your horn at me..then reverse as quick as you fucking can because when I got out of the car..It meant I wanted a word with you..up close and personal....right?

Sincerely...Journey for nothing
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Old 06-28-2018, 06:05 PM   #5732
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Dear England


Up your game on Tuesday.


Thanks


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Old 06-28-2018, 08:54 PM   #5733
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Dear Electric Slide

.....its all about the vibrators you say..No wonder all the old women get up and dance their ass off and put their own spin on it


Sincerely...Boogie woogie woogie
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:57 PM   #5734
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Dear garbage men

I know you come tomorrow, please be kind and donít break my bin again.

Sincerely

Thatís your last friggin Christmas gift ever
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Old 06-28-2018, 09:21 PM   #5735
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Dear Sweet.

...always a pleasure seeing you here

Sincerley JG
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Old 06-28-2018, 09:59 PM   #5736
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Dear Jersey Girl

Thank you for brighten my day with your sweet Morning

message. .



Sincerely

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Old 06-28-2018, 10:29 PM   #5737
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Dear KT ... thank you for the last two days ... you have proven to be strong yet flexible ... I really appreciate the support however tomorrow at three am we will find out how good really it is a two hour cardio day with an hour of weights .. if you do your part and keep the Achilles safe and less pained I will be greatly appreciative..

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Old 06-28-2018, 10:35 PM   #5738
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Dear Genie

...you are my girl forever and a day beyond

Sincerely...JG
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Old 06-28-2018, 10:39 PM   #5739
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Dear Sweetheart

Thank you for bringing happiness

back in to my life.

Truly Genie.
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Old 06-29-2018, 07:52 AM   #5740
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Dear Friend

Thank you for your support.

You da best

Xxoo

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Old 06-29-2018, 07:57 AM   #5741
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Dear party guests -

Is it really that hard to RSVP?

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Old 06-29-2018, 08:12 PM   #5742
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Dear Noob,


I am not an evil bitch, but it takes me a few to accept a friends request. I am not being rude at all. Once you have been here a bit and we interact in the threads I will consider it. This is only the way Dix rolls. Hopefully in the future we will become friends if you stick around.
Sincerely,
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Old 06-30-2018, 07:57 AM   #5743
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Dear Mr. HeatMiser,

Thank you for the hot summer days.

Though I may complain about the heat and humidity I will always choose you over Mr SnowMiser.

Sincerely,

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Old 06-30-2018, 12:42 PM   #5744
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Dear blue bags, not today or tomorrow , I have plans . So I need you to just give me 2 days out of 7 .

Sincerely , I don't have time for this shit
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Old 06-30-2018, 01:38 PM   #5745
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Dear Hubby

I know you been on the go all morning to get here but we have not seen

our grand babies in almost three weeks and they are asking for

grandma and papa to come see them .

Please can we go see our grands today .



Sincerely

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Old 07-01-2018, 04:14 PM   #5746
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Dear You,

What's the point, you already got the answers

Love, Dumbass
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Old 07-02-2018, 10:46 AM   #5747
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Dear X,
You know the old saying, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me? I wonder if there is a saying that covers just how big of a fool I've been.
Everyone warned me but silly me convinced myself that I was different, we'd been friends for almost ten years, we knew one another so well, he'd never do that to me. I'm special. I'm different. I told myself countless times, each time you screwed up, I went back to that. I put more faith in you than you ever earned.
When I was at one of my lowest points, you came back again with slick words and I needed to hear every single one of them. Then when it all shattered again, I kept making excuses and falling back to the old he wouldn't do that to me. I'm different. I'm special.
I've now learned that I wasn't special or different to you. That hurts. More than I care to admit but I've come to terms with the truth in that.
I will forever miss my old friend, the person you were all those years ago keeping me company on my train ride home. He's gone though and I'll mourn that like a bit of a death. I know as time goes on it won't hurt at all anymore and I'll hold onto that until that time.
While I mourn that loss, I've discovered me again. I wasn't crazy. My instincts were not faulty. I will keep that lesson at the forefront of my mind. I will never allow words to make me question that again.
I don't wish you ill. I truly hope that one day you will feel the happiness that only comes through living an honest and sincere life. I won't be there to see it though. Some wounds are too deep to repair and this friendship relationship, whatever it was over these years has been irreversibly broken. Thank you for the memories, the words of encouragement and most importantly the lesson to never ignore that still small voice.
Sincerely,
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Old 07-02-2018, 11:01 AM   #5748
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Dear self esteem tank :

Please refuel me today as I am feeling quite empty still got it but dragging ass. I listen to my instincts and know what is real. Some peeps just gnaw at that part that makes me believe.. love legomatic
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:45 AM   #5749
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Dear Little Bird,

Hi.

*blush*

Promise I'll write soon.
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Dear Steven Tyler


Please stop getting old and shave off that stache it looks hideous. Dix still wants to ride those lips.
Love you man!


Sincerely your 110th slut in waiting
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