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Old 10-18-2018, 01:15 PM   #69001
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I hate to mar such a fine form as yours but... shall we draw?
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Old 10-18-2018, 01:17 PM   #69002
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You are going to let me win?
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Old 10-18-2018, 01:18 PM   #69003
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Do you know me at all?
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Old 10-18-2018, 01:20 PM   #69004
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Why do you ask such dumb questions?
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Old 10-18-2018, 02:37 PM   #69005
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Maybe you're distracting?
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Old 10-18-2018, 02:39 PM   #69006
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Do you need direction?
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Old 10-18-2018, 02:39 PM   #69007
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Is it far?
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Old 10-18-2018, 02:42 PM   #69008
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Should we get out the brooms?
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Old 10-18-2018, 02:42 PM   #69009
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Do you know how to ride?
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Old 10-18-2018, 02:42 PM   #69010
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To sweep me off my feet?
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Old 10-18-2018, 02:45 PM   #69011
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Do you want to watch me?
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Old 10-18-2018, 04:49 PM   #69012
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Don't I always watch you?



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Old 10-18-2018, 04:52 PM   #69013
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What are you watching now?
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Old 10-18-2018, 05:09 PM   #69014
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am I supposed to be watching something?
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Old 10-18-2018, 05:10 PM   #69015
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Didnít you see it?
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Old 10-18-2018, 06:04 PM   #69016
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Did you move the telescope?
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Old 10-18-2018, 06:30 PM   #69017
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Are you looking in people's windows again?
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Old 10-18-2018, 06:36 PM   #69018
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Why did you move away from the window?
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Old 10-18-2018, 07:23 PM   #69019
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Wasn't he taken?
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Old 10-18-2018, 09:09 PM   #69020
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By who?
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Old 10-18-2018, 09:09 PM   #69021
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Isn't that "by whom"?
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Old 10-18-2018, 09:10 PM   #69022
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Perhaps that was a test? Like the two words that go together thread?
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Old 10-18-2018, 09:11 PM   #69023
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Is that your best shot?
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Old 10-18-2018, 09:12 PM   #69024
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Are we shooting each other already?
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Is your big gun loaded?
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