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Old 08-24-2016, 05:39 PM   #1826
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Anyway you want baby, that's how I roll.
Now I need to rate it higher.......
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Old 08-24-2016, 05:45 PM   #1827
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Oh yeah baby, that's it, right there. I'm so wet thinking about you and you're....how big did you say it was? 10"...Oh yes, so wet for your 10"....is it thick too? Hang to left or right? Just trying to get good imagery here.

Where were we, so wet for you're 10" skinny, hanging to right....do you like it to be called cock, dick, penis, member, tool?

It's quite a complicated procedure.
These are the perils of working in a call centre
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Old 08-24-2016, 05:47 PM   #1828
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These are the perils of working in a call centre
I only charge $1.75 a minute, I roll in the dough the longer I keep em' on the line!
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Old 06-09-2018, 11:51 AM   #1829
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Tremendous! As a precursor but very empty if not completed
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Old 06-09-2018, 11:57 AM   #1830
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The missing option: Haven't tried it yet!

Or maybe I have but don't know what qualifies.
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Old 06-09-2018, 12:55 PM   #1831
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an Erectometer?

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Old 06-09-2018, 01:09 PM   #1832
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meh...
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:11 PM   #1833
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It all sort of depends on whose doing it, now doesn't it?
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:35 PM   #1834
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I rate it like I do any sex... how good it is.. is measured by my output!
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Old 06-09-2018, 05:57 PM   #1835
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Hmmm, I need a frame of reference first......
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:00 PM   #1836
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Hmmm, I need a frame of reference first......
Alright Piggy....let's go! I'll do it just for educational purposes. I AM a teacher, afterall. Get your thesaurus out cuz me likes some long ass words and descriptions.
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:03 PM   #1837
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Alright Piggy....let's go! I'll do it just for educational purposes. I AM a teacher, afterall. Get your thesaurus out cuz me likes some long ass words and descriptions.
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:04 PM   #1838
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:17 PM   #1839
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Depends who is on the other end.....
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Old 06-09-2018, 10:51 PM   #1840
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Good up until the orcs and ogres crash the orgy.
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On a logarithmic scale?
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:32 PM   #1842
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On a logarithmic scale?
A lot of negatives and really difficult to reach those higher scores?
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Old 09-30-2018, 11:07 PM   #1843
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'How' do you rate it:
- Words per minute vs Orgasms per second
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Old 09-30-2018, 11:12 PM   #1844
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Challenging. I mean, c'mon, I only have two hands!
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Siri can help!
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Old 09-30-2018, 11:22 PM   #1846
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...how much it costs me... what can I say... I'm cheap.
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I usually email her a Survey Monkey afterwards
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Old 11-12-2018, 04:31 PM   #1848
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Some people are addictive… so it's a full-hearted yes, better than nothing
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Old 11-12-2018, 05:43 PM   #1849
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If she can break the equipment then she gets five stars
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Old 11-12-2018, 06:26 PM   #1850
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I don't remember.. I no longer have that either..
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