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Old 01-17-2014, 08:05 AM   #1
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Ok every guy has been there...trying to decipher the grocery list about panty protection for your wife. Wife goes...get the ones in the black packaging. I go to female protection aisle, and basically my options are unlimited with selection; practically 30+ feet of protection options for a woman's panties. You got the thick pads, then you got paper thin ones, ones for heavy flow days, ones for overnight protection and then you have most of those options but they all come with wings on them.

Then if you make it through all of that, you get into the tampon world which is a whole different beast from the pads. On top of all of that; the packaging. You got black colors, then black with different variations on it, some of them look as if they have color confetti on them; I guess that was some big marketing executives idea-to design packaging not only to confuse husbands even more, but to trick women into thinking that yes getting your painful period ought to be viewed as this wonderful celebration in your pants and you have limitless options when determining which feminine products would suit your particular party best?

I mean seriously do any of you women really make your husband do this and put him through this torture and painful humiliation?????
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Old 01-17-2014, 08:14 AM   #2
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LOL just take the tampons, the normal ones.
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Old 01-17-2014, 08:14 AM   #3
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Mine doesn't complain........

Even my sons have gotten them...Maybe I'm just raising em right .....Give a detailed description, usually helps....
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Old 01-17-2014, 08:20 AM   #4
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My hubby has bought me some... He needs to write down names etc. But he gets the tampons wrong so I felt utter pity & stopped the torture.

I don't blame guys to be confused... But I don't think it's humiliating... Normal body process!

See Menstruation thread for more info!
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Old 01-17-2014, 08:24 AM   #5
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Can't tampons cause toxic shock syndrome?
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Old 01-17-2014, 08:30 AM   #6
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Old 01-17-2014, 08:34 AM   #7
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It's creepy when I have to ask the lady next to me questions on pads....she probably thinks I'm some kind of perv!!!
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I go into CVS like I own the place. Tamp0ns and a ring pop. BOOM!
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Bahahahahahah we should go party!!! You, me, and ashmad!
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But I never explained to you where the ring pop goes
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It's creepy when I have to ask the lady next to me questions on pads....she probably thinks I'm some kind of perv!!!
Wouldn't it be easier to call you wife and ask her?
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God no!!!! That's admitting defeat!
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I've done this to make things easier on everyone especially hubby.... Take a pic of the old box, problem solved!
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Ok, I have to say, I love the "party in your pants" phrase. Are you in marketing? Do you write ad copy? Since you've had to make this fun run to the store, I'm guessing you've been married more than a couple years. I was going to ask if it bothered you, but your last sentence answered that question. lol

There were times I'd ask my husband to buy them for me, but I always gave him a VERY detailed description. Of course, I had to give him a detailed list each and every time I asked him to pick up anything at the store....even when it came to things like the brand and size of ketchup.

Here's an idea...take a pic of the box next time then you'll have it on file for the next party.

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Let's put it this way, they can...but I don't think it's likely with good hygiene.
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:09 AM   #15
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Ok, I have to say, I love the "party in your pants" phrase. Are you in marketing? Do you write ad copy? Since you've had to make this fun run to the store, I'm guessing you've been married more than a couple years. I was going to ask if it bothered you, but your last sentence answered that question. lol

There were times I'd ask my husband to buy them for me, but I always gave him a VERY detailed description. Of course, I had to give him a detailed list each and every time I asked him to pick up anything at the store....even when it came to things like the brand and size of ketchup.

Here's an idea...take a pic of the box next time then you'll have it on file for the next party.


Let's put it this way, they can...but I don't think it's likely with good hygiene.
No I am not in marketing. Do you think I should switch careers??!! I run in several worlds. Pictures are all great and stuff until they switch packaging....some come in wraps some in boxes etc
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I purchased them once several years ago and got it wrong.

I don't get second chances during this dirty evil time of a womans cycle.

The true injustice of the internet is not knowing when a woman is going through terrible time in her life.

If it was up to me by law I would make every woman have it under their avatar as we all know we cannot ask and if we get it right.....look out. its just unthinkable.


p.s..this doesn't apply to you jilly..you be perfect
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I purchased them once several years ago and got it wrong.

I don't get second chances during this dirty evil time of a womans cycle.

The true injustice of the internet is not knowing when a woman is going through terrible time in her life.

If it was up to me by law I would make every woman have it under their avatar as we all know we cannot ask and if we get it right.....look out. its just unthinkable.


p.s..this doesn't apply to you jilly..you be perfect
Thank you, hunny.

There's a simple solution. Just tell me who you want to talk to..i'll check for you, but pretty sure she be bleeding..stay away for your own safety, seems best.
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It's a crime scene, not a party in a woman's pants that's for sure....but I like how marketers are switching packages to disguise this to the public and sell it as a celebration with confetti laced pads!!! Maybe they will come scented soon!!!
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There's a simple solution. Just tell me who you want to talk to..i'll check for you, but pretty sure she be bleeding..stay away for your own safety, seems best.
the simple solution is to buy a years worth in one go and then keep an entire dresser drawn full of them so I get one draw for clothes and she get eight. Truth be told I grew up with woman that didn't suffer too many pains and my wife is a pretty robust cookie when it comes to being a bleeding mess of a woman. I'm blessed.
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the simple solution is to buy a years worth in one go and then keep an entire dresser drawn full of them so I get one draw for clothes and she get eight. Truth be told I grew up with woman that didn't suffer too many pains and my wife is a pretty robust cookie when it comes to being a bleeding mess of a woman. I'm blessed.

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I actually carry some pads in my personal medical bag. Excellent for stopping major bleeding anywhere on the body in a pinch. And I LOVE to see the doctors faces when they figure out what that funny bandage is.
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It's a crime scene, not a party in a woman's pants that's for sure....but I like how marketers are switching packages to disguise this to the public and sell it as a celebration with confetti laced pads!!! Maybe they will come scented soon!!!
i think some do come scented lol

hubby has done this for me with lots of pleading on my part. he goes through the self checkout and throws other items in to hide it. he wont hold my purse for me ever though go figure..
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I prefer the pads with loops..because you can hook them over your ears..put it across your eyes..and pretend your Geordie La Forge
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