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Old 01-22-2011, 12:54 PM   #1
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I hold my belly up so you can suck my cock.....
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:55 PM   #2
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:58 PM   #3
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:58 PM   #4
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I just farted and it smells like salami
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:59 PM   #5
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:59 PM   #6
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Do you have a condom?
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:59 PM   #7
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Whew, your breath smells.
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:00 PM   #8
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Your breath is bad....would you brush your teeth ?.....well it was
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you don't feel as tight as I expected...are you sure you haven't done this before?!
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:01 PM   #12
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I haven't cum in years and I'm pretty sure you won't ring my bell either...
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:02 PM   #13
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ow ow OW! Can you shift? It's a little uncomfortable
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...I can't swallow it all...
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I'm still dry....keep talking....
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:11 PM   #17
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hang on just a sec...they're in the red zone
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I've never fucked anything that little IRL, but what the hell, I'll give it a try here...
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:19 PM   #22
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the long pauses on my end are because I'm doing laundry.....brb
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hold on....let me finish him off first, then I'll get back to you...
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