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Old 06-13-2018, 10:17 PM   #1726
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You’re wise beyond your years. Some men still haven’t learned that.
This is the joke I live by...

Man and lady are fighting. Man has had enough takes of his pants and tells her to put them on. She tries but they keep falling down. She says she cant wear them. He says thats right you remeber who wears the pants in this house. She says ok, takes hers off and throws them at him. She says put them on. He tries but can barely get them to his knees. He says I cant get in them. She says thats right and it will stay that way til you change your attitude.

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Old 06-13-2018, 10:29 PM   #1727
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Bacon,
Bacon, and, oh yes...
Bacon!


Does that count?
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Old 06-13-2018, 10:38 PM   #1728
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Old 06-14-2018, 09:47 AM   #1729
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Years old odor control open box of baking soda. One of these days I should change it.
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Old 06-14-2018, 10:41 AM   #1730
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Old 06-14-2018, 10:53 AM   #1732
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feta cheese always..
YUMMY! Do you like blue chz dressing too?

I love cheese...but not goat cheese. Thatís some funky shit.
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Old 06-14-2018, 11:07 AM   #1733
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YUMMY! Do you like blue chz dressing too?

I love cheese...but not goat cheese. Thatís some funky shit.
goat cheese blue ch sometimes... fridge light is always on cause im looking in it..
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Old 06-21-2018, 05:44 PM   #1734
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Old 06-23-2018, 08:53 AM   #1735
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Old 06-23-2018, 08:55 AM   #1736
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Old 06-23-2018, 11:41 AM   #1737
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These girls make me happpy. I want to get into their fridges!
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Old 06-23-2018, 12:55 PM   #1738
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Old 06-23-2018, 01:34 PM   #1739
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Old 06-23-2018, 05:50 PM   #1741
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Old 06-23-2018, 05:56 PM   #1742
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Old 06-23-2018, 05:59 PM   #1743
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Old 06-23-2018, 11:43 PM   #1748
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sourdough starter

I think it's building a oligarchy back there.

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Apparently not mayo. Was out of it today. My sammy was lacking lube.
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/f...onnaise-241868

In a pinch.

Easy and fresh.


Egg, oil and lemon will do. A bit mustard if you care.

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