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Old 07-11-2018, 12:44 PM   #576
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Pfft!..That doesn't hold up Genie..in fact..Im a lot simpler now than I was say...30 years ago?
You simple Ice no way . just kidding brother .
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:51 PM   #577
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:52 PM   #578
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I met him face to face for the first time. Nerve wracking, but exhilarating to have confirmation that we are both real and a true match. It was a relief to put the reservations to rest and be able to drop my guard right then and there.
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:54 PM   #579
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:54 PM   #580
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He kiss me for the first time and his touch ran shiver down my body.
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:03 PM   #581
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I was a bit of a slut
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:08 PM   #582
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I was a bit of a slut
When was that Ally?..last Wednesday?
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:09 PM   #583
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When was that Ally?..last Wednesday?
No it was THURSDAY, silly. Remember our threesome with Rosie??
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:13 PM   #584
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:15 PM   #585
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No it was THURSDAY, silly. Remember our threesome with Rosie??
He better remember! Sounds unforgettably sexy! Lucky asshole Ice.
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:15 PM   #586
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Good girl! x
It was fun years ago but I'm doing much better this time around being single....gotta make them work for it
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:17 PM   #587
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*Takes Ally's slightly soiled pic down off the wall*



Im a bitch!
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:27 PM   #588
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:28 PM   #589
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Oh...you two!

You love each other. lol
I do love him. A day without bickering with Tom is like a day without sunshine
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Old 07-11-2018, 04:46 PM   #590
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Growing up in an Italian community there was a network of eyes always watching( spying on) us and we didn't know it. I'd get home and my mom would be waiting with the wooden spoon and yell "YOU THINK I DON"T KNOW WHAT YOU DID TODAY?"
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Oh man. Yeah. I remember the wooden spoon!

Ugh.
I used to hide the wooden spoon!
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Old 07-11-2018, 04:47 PM   #591
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I used to hide the wooden spoon!
We had to pick our own instrument of spanking
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:03 PM   #592
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There were a paddle with holes in it that every one call it the reminder . It would hurt like hell too.
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Thatís awful!! What was your go to smack down item of choice, Arc?

Iíd rather get a whoopin than be grounded tho! Itís over quicker.
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I do love him. A day without bickering with Tom is like a day without sunshine
lol You two fucks are beautifully twisted!!
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Thatís awful!! What was your go to smack down item of choice, Arc?

Iíd rather get a whoopin than be grounded tho! Itís over quicker.
The thickest belt I could find. Less hits. My brother once picked one of those old plastic toy belts once, thinking hey this wont hurt. Mom swung til her arm got tired then switched hands.
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My dad told my sister to go get a limb off the tree she was going to get a spanky . I told Daddy I would go get one . I got the skinny tree limb i could fine no leaves on it brought to dad and say eagerly Daddy here you go. With my surprise I got the spanky instead and then my sister was told to get her own limb. I didn't do that but one time.
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My dad told my sister to go get a limb off the tree she was going to get a spanky . I told Daddy I would go get one . I got the skinny tree limb i could fine no leaves on it brought to dad and say eagerly Daddy here you go. With my surprise I got the spanky instead and then my sister was told to get her own limb. I didn't do that but one time.
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