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#5751 |
Rex's TROUBLE
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I’m number 111 slut in waiting
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#5752 |
Flirting God
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![]() Disclaimer: Conservative friends...look away now or forever hold your peace.
Dear Douche Bag of a Coward: Well....I was trying not to blow my top. Trying to be the bigger person, but too late!! I swear to fkn hell...I will hurt somebody’s feelings! ![]() Word has it that you’re a petty, jealous, threatened low-down dirty sneak who is just talking of your ass! If it comes back to you..I started it! Actually...I’d rather say it to your face. ![]() Lookey here....don’t assume shit that you know nothing about. You’re just making yourself look like the dumb ass that you are. Don’t know something, but yet you decide to speak on it and deliver it as fact, stupid cunt? That’s what you gotta do to seem more interesting? lol What a sad life! What you need to do is shut the fuck up or you can come talk to me and I’ll help shut it for you. I’m a good person and prefer to be cool, but act stupid or ignorant...I’ll one up you and not be ashamed in the slightest. Not the way I like to play, but we can go there. Mano e Mano. FUCK YOU and your pathetic lies! I want to see what you come up with next! Content as legit as the National Inquirer. ![]() This drama post has your name all over it! Do yourself a favor and stay clear of me and those that I hold near and dear. Messing with them is like messing with me directly. It becomes a personal matter. Remember that. People like you push members out and ultimately leave. I would not give you the satisfaction. Now go smack yo’self for being ya lame-tard! Sincerely, No love for clueless gossiping haters ***It’s a saving grace and face...lol...that my thoughts on this post not axe’d due to sketchy internet connectivity. Might be the sole reason that I can still log in tomorrow. Mods have mercy! They started it! lol Last edited by Lyric~*; 07-11-2018 at 02:50 AM. |
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Boy I hope this isn't about me!
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#5754 |
Flirting God
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![]() ![]() Weeeeeel...Haha ![]() It’s all about ya...the good stuff anyway! ![]() Sick of people’s shit and the way they go about things. Shady AF....they better watch it. Not everyone will be ran off esp not me. |
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#5755 |
onward and upward.
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Location: stage left
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![]() Dear little dude
![]() You're an emotional wasteland and Im better rid of you.. I imagine that you are wittle. ![]() ![]() Sincerely good luck in life.. karma cuts like a knife..
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#5756 |
Thread Terrorist
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Location: Always a step in front
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![]() Dear Maradonna
Yes..you were a great footballer (when you weren't fucking cheating that is)..and yes....you did deserve the adoration of football fans all over the world ..you had a god given talent, but like so many others...you pissed and injected it all up the wall so from now on..just shut your fat greasy drug addled Argentinian mouth because your opinion..isnt worth a sparrow's fart...crawl back under the stone you were hiding under and leave football matters to those who know...k? Sincerely Me.
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#5757 |
Hard as marble...
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Location: NoCal and DC (and airplanes...lol)
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![]() Dear "Woman at the bar last night",
I thought you had the most beautiful eyes and I was totally wrapped up in our conversation. I really think we could have an exciting future together and I was ready to begin it last night. Sorry my wife showed up. Sincerely, "Our future is on hold" |
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#5758 |
Rex's TROUBLE
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![]() Dear plant I am not going to talk to you . I'm sorry your other friends talk their plant. sincerely C
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#5761 |
Flirting God
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![]() Dear Leggy,
Would you like some sausage with your pizza? Sincerely, Pizza Man
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#5762 | |
The Notorious J.A.G.
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I just placed my order. Extra sausage. Sincerely Big tipper
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#5764 |
(。♥‿♥。)
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![]() Dear ...You cant add
...I think you need a calculator cause the way you add is off by a few years Sincerely..Laughin AT you ![]() |
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#5765 |
Professional Contrarian
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![]() Dear ....
You are a magnificent tease. I love it. Sincerely, Me
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#5766 |
Flirting God
I Love It Here
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Location: Los Angeles
Age: 62
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![]() Dear Ally
Thanks for the rep! ![]() The delay is not a problem, and glad you saw it. One of my few serious posts! Sincerely, SoCal |
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#5767 |
The Notorious J.A.G.
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![]() Dear Yadier Molina,
Happy birthday to my all time favorite baseball player. I hope your nuts are back in fighting form. Thank you for bringing more joy to my life. By joy, I totally mean impure thoughts. Love, Your #1 fan P.S. I get the best view of your ass from our seats. P.S.S. I'm not that much older P.S.S.S. I'll kiss your injury better
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#5768 |
See y'all soon..!
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![]() Dear Friday -
I really like you, but I can't wait for your successor to show up. Sincerely - Working for the weekend. |
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#5769 |
Coniglio Fero'c'e
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![]() Dear Elsa
Let it go. Sincerely You wouldn't know the truth if it built you a snowman.
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#5771 |
One foot on land, one on
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Location: In a New York state of mind
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![]() Dear Climate Change,
You've made your point. I give. No more plastic bags for me. Sincerely, Afire in Alabama. |
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#5772 |
The Notorious J.A.G.
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![]() Dear X,
Stop it. You're creeping me out. Sincerely, Uncomfortable
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#5773 |
The Notorious J.A.G.
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![]() Dear 45 year old JaG,
Happy birthday you minx! You are hours away from being 45. That's halfway to 90. Surely you've learned some things by now. It's okay that you still have this laundry list of faults. We're don't live this life to be perfect. We live this life to be just a little bit better than we were the day before. Do that. Every day. Get off the merry go round and spend the next 45 being kinder, gentler, and spoil yourself. Do the things that bring you joy. Stop doing the same things over and over hoping for different results. You've made it almost a half century being a real dick to yourself and those years haven't been so bad. You've been so blessed to have so much. Be grateful and appreciate the people and things that want to be around you. Stop dwelling on what you don't have and those that don't want to be around you. So what? Look at everything you still have! You are loved and blessed! So wake up tomorrow and wear your scars like metals. You've survived everything that's been thrown your way. You big beautiful bad ass! Let 45 year old JaG be fucking awesome. Love 44 year old JaG
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#5774 |
Can you see me now?
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![]() Dear Life,
Well you have had the best of the best and many I might add. It is time to commit and settle your wild ass down. You can do this without skipping a beat. Sincerely, Don't Panic Dix
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