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Old 03-20-2017, 05:48 PM   #39676
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risingsun, such a poetic thought
reminds me of being home, even though im not
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Old 03-20-2017, 05:49 PM   #39677
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Rising I do like to drink vodka sometime
I quite like it with a piece of lime
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Old 03-20-2017, 05:53 PM   #39678
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I'm sure you enjoy it, your choice for sips
I can only imagine the thrill of the glass feeling your lips
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Old 03-20-2017, 05:54 PM   #39679
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Sorry Lonely I didn't mean to skip you
You posted at the same time as me too
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Old 03-20-2017, 06:10 PM   #39680
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no worries, im out of practice
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:30 AM   #39681
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His heart is big, and brave, and warmly seeks,
to find the one to match its beat.
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Old 03-22-2017, 07:51 PM   #39682
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It's embarrassing to him, so please don't stare..
but Alpheius has rollers in his hair
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Old 03-27-2017, 06:44 PM   #39683
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Lovely Tina and from the things I've read
Her fortune should read 'happily ever after' (in bed.)
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:06 PM   #39684
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Witty and strong, a redheaded wonder,
She can't be fooled; she's got your number.
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Old 03-27-2017, 09:25 PM   #39685
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Not a smarter or wittier lady you'll ever find

Regardless of what Cotties says, I know her to be sweet and kind
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Old 03-30-2017, 03:52 PM   #39686
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O&N is such good fun
He could make me laugh just talking about a crumb!
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Old 03-30-2017, 05:28 PM   #39687
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BlueSky is off the whole next day
to think about her trip in May
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Old 03-30-2017, 05:36 PM   #39688
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I remember this onefineday
you put your arms around me that day
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:57 PM   #39689
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Awww how sweet Genie has a crush
Just chatting with OFD turns her to mush
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Old 04-01-2017, 01:02 AM   #39690
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Rising Sun, rises unto none
Save the mother of the firstborn son
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Old 04-01-2017, 01:21 AM   #39691
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Quote:
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Rising Sun, rises unto none
Save the mother of the firstborn son
You know I hate this thread. Makes me crazy
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Old 04-01-2017, 01:28 AM   #39692
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Sweet and kind and sexy though she's forgot her pants
She says she'd do Dwayne Johnson if given half a chance
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Old 04-03-2017, 03:42 PM   #39693
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Newton, I don't seem to know you
But I do like to post in this thread too
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Old 04-03-2017, 03:45 PM   #39694
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BlueSky, although we like her very much,
Her Vespa you better will not touch

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Old 04-03-2017, 03:49 PM   #39695
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My Vespa has broken down
It's getting fixed so that I can ride into town
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Old 04-03-2017, 03:51 PM   #39696
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If she's got trouble with her Italian steed
She might look for a German one to meet

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Old 04-03-2017, 09:51 PM   #39697
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One fine day, the breeze, the leaves, birds winging 'bove the field
A blanket, bottle, blonde in dress . . . hoping she will yield.
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Old 04-04-2017, 08:47 PM   #39698
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Up at the crack of dawn providing for his family and doing it right
Works hard with labored hands till the middle of the night
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Old 04-04-2017, 08:51 PM   #39699
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Rising sun is a awesome grandpa
He loves his babies and they loves him too.
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Old 04-04-2017, 08:59 PM   #39700
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She loves to paint and she's good at it too
She's probably good no matter what she tries to do
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