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Old 03-20-2017, 05:48 PM   #39676
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risingsun, such a poetic thought
reminds me of being home, even though im not
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Old 03-20-2017, 05:49 PM   #39677
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Rising I do like to drink vodka sometime
I quite like it with a piece of lime
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Old 03-20-2017, 05:53 PM   #39678
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I'm sure you enjoy it, your choice for sips
I can only imagine the thrill of the glass feeling your lips
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Old 03-20-2017, 05:54 PM   #39679
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Sorry Lonely I didn't mean to skip you
You posted at the same time as me too
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Old 03-20-2017, 06:10 PM   #39680
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no worries, im out of practice
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:30 AM   #39681
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His heart is big, and brave, and warmly seeks,
to find the one to match its beat.
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Old 03-22-2017, 07:51 PM   #39682
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It's embarrassing to him, so please don't stare..
but Alpheius has rollers in his hair
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Old Yesterday, 06:44 PM   #39683
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Lovely Tina and from the things I've read
Her fortune should read 'happily ever after' (in bed.)
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Old Yesterday, 08:06 PM   #39684
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Witty and strong, a redheaded wonder,
She can't be fooled; she's got your number.
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Old Yesterday, 09:25 PM   #39685
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Not a smarter or wittier lady you'll ever find

Regardless of what Cotties says, I know her to be sweet and kind
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