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Old 06-11-2010, 09:37 PM   #26
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he loves this place that is clear..
along with another good cold beer
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:38 PM   #27
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TTH, I think you meant that for my twin
Because surely you and I would never commit that sin
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:45 PM   #28
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Don't knock it til you try it, he can be lots of fun
Especially with a few beer in him, just in case you better run. LOL
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:46 PM   #29
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she is the girl next door
who has the guys coming back for more
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:48 PM   #30
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the GirlNextDoor's bod is giving off quite a shine

Off that belly, I'd gladly dine
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:49 PM   #31
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Having fun is what I like to do
The more the merrier and extra fun too.
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:52 PM   #32
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so glad we can all join in
lets make a night of it.,even if its a sin
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:54 PM   #33
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If while strolling the Nude beach, you I found

I just might have difficulty in keeping it down
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:55 PM   #34
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Keep falling in just behind Mr. Red

Perhaps I should go to bed
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:57 PM   #35
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lol..,theres woman just around the bend

then there is flirting which you can send
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:05 PM   #36
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Is that an invitation or am I reading that wrong
Either way I would buy that for a song.
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:07 PM   #37
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Sing a song and dance
I would enjoy that with a good romance
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:09 PM   #38
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I hear ya brother she sure is fine
try taking her out for music and wine
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:29 PM   #39
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With the name Johnny Walker Red, you're suggesting wine?

I'd think the Scotch distiller bearing your name is considering a substantial fine.
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:38 PM   #40
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for once you posted ahead of me..

for that you will be rewarded you see
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Sometimes posting is like sex, being quick is not necessarily best

Taking your time raises you above the rest
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:51 PM   #42
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OldandNaked I get another shot at you
Turn around and lets see what we can do
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Sorry but its not allowed

But I promise, if I did, it would draw a crowd
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Old 06-12-2010, 12:03 AM   #44
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I knew that you were going to say that
But one of these days you will step up to bat.
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Old 06-12-2010, 12:18 AM   #45
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bat you say? It's time to play
Second base is lookin good today
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Old 06-12-2010, 12:24 AM   #46
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Xan loves to play games with the nice ladies,
I believe when he was a child he used to play the similar games with the babies.
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Old 06-12-2010, 01:15 AM   #47
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Yaser doesn't play games and knows how to woo em
Any girl who gets his attention, I say lucky them.
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:19 PM   #48
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The perfect body well oiled

Who gives a damn if the sheets are soiled
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:21 PM   #49
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Nice and oily, so you say
Is that what makes for a good lay?
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Less friction

Makes for more Dicksion
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