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Old 11-20-2020, 11:53 PM   #33926
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I have no idea what the time is in the USA.
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Old 11-21-2020, 12:07 AM   #33927
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Ask Google
Or Alexa!

Or, if you have both, have them ask each other.
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Old 11-23-2020, 10:17 AM   #33928
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am really looking forward to my 5 days off!!
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Old 11-23-2020, 10:50 AM   #33929
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I'm watching Band of Brothers and I'm a bit saddened by the deterioration of my country in just a few decades.
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Old 11-24-2020, 08:35 PM   #33930
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make up elaborate stories when men message me while I'm playing Words with Friends. Yes, I'm a nerd and a jerk. But they started it...
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Old 11-24-2020, 10:56 PM   #33931
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am about to throw that dude through. a window
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Old 11-24-2020, 10:59 PM   #33932
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I knew those Ju-Jitsu lessons would pay off!
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Old 12-01-2020, 02:55 PM   #33933
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I'm missing that doggo. Is it Friday yet?
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Old 12-01-2020, 03:01 PM   #33934
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I'm missing that doggo. Is it Friday yet?
This is always one of the longest weeks of the year!!
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Old 12-01-2020, 04:19 PM   #33935
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Ordered too much Chinese food.

So so happy to eat something that's not left overs.
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Old 12-01-2020, 06:28 PM   #33936
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Have very little Christmas spirit this year.
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Old 12-01-2020, 06:30 PM   #33937
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am enjoying the 8 hour days...
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am tempted to stray into Bessie Smith land.
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...actually have above average Christmas spirit for the first time in nearly 20 years.

Thank you, grandkids!
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Old Yesterday, 02:55 PM   #33940
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...actually have above average Christmas spirit for the first time in nearly 20 years.

Thank you, grandkids!

I want grandkids for Christmas.....or maybe in a couple of Christmas's since none of my kids are married. Not that it's a requirement, merely a preference.
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I want grandkids for Christmas.....or maybe in a couple of Christmas's since none of my kids are married. Not that it's a requirement, merely a preference.
I sincerely hope it happens for you in due time. I cannot begin to describe the feeling of holding them for the first time, the first time they walk to you with a huge smile, and when you start to have "conversations" with them.

It is the best job ever. And YOU will make an excellent grandma!
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