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Old 11-13-2020, 12:37 PM   #8851
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Quick...need a crush!! Hee hee!!
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Old 11-13-2020, 11:01 PM   #8852
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Quick...need a crush!! Hee hee!!
You rang?
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Old 11-14-2020, 04:16 PM   #8853
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Old 11-19-2020, 12:24 PM   #8854
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Toying with me today. I'm trapped in a glass cage of emotion!
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Old 11-21-2020, 01:19 PM   #8855
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Away
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Old 11-21-2020, 08:39 PM   #8856
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far far away across the pond
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Old 11-21-2020, 09:22 PM   #8857
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Old 11-22-2020, 07:11 AM   #8858
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becoming more and more apparent
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Old 11-22-2020, 05:09 PM   #8859
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Is smart, sexy AF and likes blue!
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Old 11-22-2020, 06:29 PM   #8860
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Is smart, sexy AF and likes blue!
I wonder how many secret crushes don't have these qualities.........I mean, who dislikes blue?
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Old 11-22-2020, 10:35 PM   #8861
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...not available at the grocery store today.
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Old 11-24-2020, 12:59 PM   #8862
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Sweet torture
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Old 11-24-2020, 01:03 PM   #8863
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as far away as ever
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Old 11-24-2020, 02:06 PM   #8864
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blissfully nonexistent
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Old 11-24-2020, 11:38 PM   #8865
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Old 11-24-2020, 11:45 PM   #8866
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Maybe it's neither grape nor orange anymore.......
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Old 11-25-2020, 09:30 AM   #8867
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Old 11-26-2020, 12:17 AM   #8868
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Old 11-26-2020, 12:23 AM   #8869
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Old 11-26-2020, 01:36 AM   #8870
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Can't get to me because the borders are closed.

Fuck covid
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Old 11-26-2020, 01:42 PM   #8871
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Fuck covid
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