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Old 01-23-2009, 11:07 AM   #1
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:09 AM   #2
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Do I even need to say it?

To be able to kiss Jamie's lips
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:10 AM   #3
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Lmao!!!
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:10 AM   #4
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I don't ask for much but a hot email from her would get me smiling all day.
A picture from her with the message would get me thrilled for the weekend.
A message from her that's we'll be together soon would get me super excited.
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:12 AM   #5
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I just got my special morning email and that ALWAYS makes me smile and laugh.........just wish the days would go faster!!!
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:35 AM   #6
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My little one doing her Backyardigans dance.
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:38 AM   #7
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Uh... those are good...

I was kinda thinking something like Megan Fox knocking on the door telling me that she was sent by my wife to inform me that we just hit the lottery and while Wifey is going on a spending spree, she wants Megan to entertain in me in any/every way we can think of.

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Old 01-23-2009, 11:51 AM   #8
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Now that you have clarified things, I think the best thing that could happen would be to update my ITunes collection.

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Old 01-23-2009, 12:14 PM   #9
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Ummmm I think JM showing up at my door needing help with updating his ITunes collection wearing nothing but a trenchcoat would do it for me!!!

Sorry I can't share THAT pic with EVERYONE here!!
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:35 PM   #10
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I would be excited if I heard a harley driving up and parking outside my store, not an uncommon occurrence, but than hearing my door open and seeing Hot coming towards me with a spare helmet in hand. After locking my door and taking him into the back room for a while, we would be off into the wild blue yonder! Yup.....that would just about do it right now.
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Getting an email with Tiglet's picture in it .
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:43 PM   #12
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Getting an email with Tiglet's picture in it .
Well gosh hon what can I say....I don't have your email so, sorry I can't help you with this one.
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Ummmm I think JM showing up at my door needing help with updating his ITunes collection wearing nothing but a trenchcoat would do it for me!!!

Sorry I can't share THAT pic with EVERYONE here!!
I think there is room for two in this trench coat.
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:51 PM   #14
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Hearing him tell me how much he cares for me and wants to be with me
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A surprise visit from a friend coming to take me away from here for an afternoon spent in a motel would be welcome.
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Old 01-23-2009, 09:26 PM   #16
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A friend of mine coming into town and calling to meet me somewhere tomorrow....
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For me or my husband to find a good paying job....he just got laid off this week. Or to have Publisher's Clearing House knock on our door with one of those big cardboard checks and balloons!
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For my husband to agree to an open marriage, why not?? it never hurts to dream.....
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Old 01-24-2009, 08:47 PM   #25
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A call saying we would like to offer you the position!
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