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Old 09-21-2020, 09:01 PM   #7451
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Grilled chicken Breast
Lasagna

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Old 09-21-2020, 09:03 PM   #7452
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Iceland
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Old 09-23-2020, 08:54 PM   #7453
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Old 09-24-2020, 12:32 AM   #7454
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Clean teeth
Sit down to pee
Check my phone
Think about the next days workload -
Mostly all at the same time :/
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Old 10-13-2020, 11:02 AM   #7455
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Since the above poster didn’t complete the post with leaving something for the next person I’m taking charge!

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Old 10-13-2020, 01:44 PM   #7456
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Pay them a surprise visit
Send a card from the beach
Invite them over for a wife swap ...

*ducking for cover after writing the last one*

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Old 10-14-2020, 01:35 AM   #7457
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Pay them a surprise visit
Send a card from the beach
Invite them over for a wife swap ...

*ducking for cover after writing the last one*

Gimme 4 ways to spend an interesting evening

Watch Mindhunters series
Call an old friend
Read Civil Action
Plan a trip to a romantic social distance hideaway



Give me 5 reasons to have a garden
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Old 10-14-2020, 01:44 AM   #7458
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Watch Mindhunters series
Call an old friend
Read Civil Action
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Give me 5 reasons to have a garden
Your neighbor will stop sharing her runty tomatoes
Butterflies
Your nose will be joyful
They really do taste better. So do the vegetables.
You will focus on sun, shade, water and the seasons.

Gimme 5 movies -- AND the circumstances you saw them...
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Old 10-14-2020, 01:58 AM   #7459
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Bohemian Rhapsody...one of only 6 in theater the day it opened. My friend and I both got teary at the end.

Michael Jackson's This is It, right after he died.

Butch Cassidy and Sundance..on Prime, for old times sake..still good

Out of Thin Air..Iceland's disgraceful police case. I was just looking around and found this on Netflix

Joan Didion documentary..why she was such a star.


5 favorite places you used to shop at before the internet.
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Old 10-14-2020, 02:11 AM   #7460
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Bohemian Rhapsody...one of only 6 in theater the day it opened. My friend and I both got teary at the end.
Michael Jackson's This is It, right after he died.
Butch Cassidy and Sundance..on Prime, for old times sake..still good
Out of Thin Air..Iceland's disgraceful police case. I was just looking around and found this on Netflix
Joan Didion documentary..why she was such a star.

5 favorite places you used to shop at before the internet.
I'm not a shopper so I have to go way back for this...

K-Mart. There was so much there! And it was the same in Chicago as Reno!
Parker's Western Wear in Reno. Both of them. But the first one with the dark room of saddles and bridles was the best.
The Sportsman on Virginia Street. Insane taxidermy.
Uncle Happy's Toy Shop.
Knapp's Hardware on Lakeshore.

Gimme 5 teachers who mattered.
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Old 10-14-2020, 09:00 PM   #7461
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My college sociology professor
My 8th grade math teacher
My graduate criminology professor
A criminal who taught me more in one hour than I had learned in 27 years


5 things that make you smile
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Old 11-12-2020, 03:04 PM   #7462
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Kittens/puppies
Seeing my kids happy
Doing something for someone else
Hearing the term President Elect Biden

Give me 5 must haves at Thanksgiving
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Old 11-12-2020, 03:45 PM   #7463
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Some fresh duck, goose, chicken or turkey that I can roast or fry
Autumn leaves which the caretaker didn't remove
A US minded calendar that tells me when it is
Memories of some dear US friends
Sunshine

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Old 11-12-2020, 07:56 PM   #7464
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--college football weekend (tailgate and game)
--hiking in the mountains
--listening to the beach
--surprising loved ones (post-COVID)
--standing in line in the pharmacy

I'll take five canned goods.
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Old 11-13-2020, 01:43 AM   #7465
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Franco-American Spaghetti (now Campbell's)
Bush's BBQ Baked Beans
Kirkland Sweet Corn
Dole Crushed Pineapple
Progresso Minestrone Soup


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Old 11-13-2020, 12:39 PM   #7466
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Play darts at the pub
Book a holiday abroad
Plan Christmas
Go to the cinema

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It doesn't hurt
It's not that hard
It makes it easier for other folk to do the same
People want to be around you
You can charge low voltage batteries

Gimme 5 movies that made you cry
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Old 11-16-2020, 11:11 AM   #7468
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The Fault in Our Stars
Up
Terms of Endearment
Bambi
The Art of Racing in the Rain

Gimme 5 things you are looking forward to
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Thanksgiving dinner
Seeing my grandchildren
A trip to the gym
The pile of wood finally being gone
Pumpkin Pie

Give me five favorite foods during the holiday season....
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turkey gravy
pecan pie
actual cranberries
turkey. I guess.

gimme your top 5 post-vaccine travel options
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Boston
Arizona (Sedona)
Maui
Anywhere in the Caribbean

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Take another cruise
Fiji
See my children doing something they love
And at the top of my list grand babies!!!

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Ice Cream Sandwiches
Dad's homemade spaghetti sauce
Corned Beef Hash
fried chicken from a chain that no longer exists....

Five things to put on a burger!
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Memories -- Maroon 5
The Fox Sports (NFL) Theme Song
Ready To Go -- Republica
When Will I Be Loved -- Linda Ronstadt
Kings and Queens -- Ava Max

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